(Not so) Breaking News! E! News is no more! They might have left this world, but the juicy details of their birth chart are here to stay! What do the stars tell us about this star-loving show? Listen and find out! Sources close to the show say in lieu of flowers you can subscribe and give a five star review.

This podcast episode originally aired on 8/28/2020.

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Rise and shine my pop culture astrology babies! It’s time to soak up the sun and salaciousness that only Leo season can offer.

This week I’m covering the show Life of Kylie which detailed Kylie’s cosmetic company empire, her desire to live on a farm and a Peruvian Shamanic commitment ceremony between Jordan and Kylie that aged about as well as my J. Crew wedge flip flops and Catholic High School education (read: terribly).

I also explore Kylie’s penchant for dating men (Hi Tyga and Travis!) whose sun sign square hers and determine what parts of her birth chart influenced their connection. And the astrology connection between Stormi and Kylie is seriously karmic. 

Listen to me on Ashlee and Jessicast:

https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/astrology-of-jessica-and-ashlee-simpson-ft-elise-blaylock/id1540012243?i=1000531380136

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Resources used in this episode:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life_of_Kylie

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kylie_Jenner#2019–present:_Debut_of_Kylie_Skin

https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/celebs/news/a50446/kylie-jenner-tyga-dating-relationship-timeline/

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Get that English breakfast tea a’ brewing because it’s another Summer Fridays: Rich Girls recap!

How come every time you come around my London London bridge trip wanna go down in flames? Fergie might have been referencing something more salacious but this week’s Rich Girls recap has more drama than Meghan and Harry leaving the royal family.

Ally, Jaime and Liz (our carpool companion from episode 3) travel all through London seeing sights, having meals and quietly resenting one another. There’s hair straighter sadness, pancakes, a long discussion of Vegemite and too many awkward cab rides.

What can the astro-cartography of Ally and Jaime tells us about their friendship? With Pluto, Chiron and Jupiter in the mix the only thing that we know for sure is that it’s gonna be dramatic. Oh, and that Ally is thankful for her family’s private plane.

This week I’m living la Leo Luna. In honor of the upcoming Leo New Moon on August 8th at 6:50 AM PST, I’m joined again by Mallory at Drawn to Tarot for a tarot reading for the new moon. What are the themes of this lunation and what should we be thinking of when the moon is just a shiny little sliver in the sky? We look at five cards and maybe even our lives and bad habits to tell us where to put our energy for this new moon magic. 

I hope this inspires you to write down some intentions or wishes or at least spend a moment thinking about what you’d like to see more in your life. New moons are a chance to cultivate what we’d want more of. And after all, only a Leo would tell you more IS more?!

Wheels up, Von Dutch trucker hat on, it’s a brand new episode of the Summer Fridays: Rich Girls astro recaps and this week the west coast getaway continues!

Rich Girls Allie and Jaime head to Los Angeles for shopping, shopping and paying homage to Ozzy Osbourne’s favorite burrito haunt; Chipotle. Guac might be extra but the romance with randos, fighting over another trip and a trip to Kitson is totally worth it.

This episode also features some astro-cartography (aka putting your birth chart on a map!) and dinner with Randy Jackson aka everything your 2003 self didn’t know you needed.

This podcast is officially 1 years old! 1 year old? I’ll learn proper grammar another birthday! But this year I’m celebrating by recapping the July 2003 Vanity Fair It’s Raining Teens Issue!

I share my theories about how this article and photoshoot caused cursed relationships and millennial pink. I also tell you everyone’s sun sign, their pet peeves and where they landed on the question that defined a generation, Britney or Christina?

And I’m sharing an amazing and wildly accurate tarot reading I got from Mallory of Drawn to Tarot. She offers insight into the future of the podcast and we talk about the links between tarot and astro.

Thank you so very much for listening, following, subscribing and saying hey on Instagram! I know for sure that its 1) been a year for the record books and 2) I couldn’t not do it without you.

Pack your bags babe, it’s a brand new episode of the Summer Fridays: Rich Girls astro recaps and this week we’re hitting the road!

It wouldn’t be summer vacation for the Rich Girls without a trip so they fly to Seattle for some quality time with Jaime's aunt and uncle. They enjoy shopping, boating, yoga and of course chatting about dreadlocks and moving to Greenland. (Gotta live up to those PNW granola liberal stereotypes?!)

This episode also features some astro-cartography (aka putting your birth chart on a map!) and a discussion of “the burrito incident”; the latter of which is a fragment of pop culture that has occupied the darkest corners of my mind since Fall 2003. The only thing more haunting might be the intro song MTV chose for this episode.

I’m so excited because this week I’m covering the 2003 classic A Cinderella Story.what you can’t tell I’m excited?! It must be the damn botox, I can’t show emotion for another half hour.

If you feel like you can be surrounded by a sea of people and still feel all alone, then Austin Ames put down your flip phone and listen in. I cover the birth chart, how the movie got made and I think I finally discovered the real reason for the feud between Lindsay and Hilary?!. Oh, and did this movie predict the college admissions scandal?!

Don’t expect a full recap because waiting for these plot holes to make sense is like waiting for rain in this drought, useless and disappointing! 

Resources used for this podcast:

https://www.podplay.com/no-no/podcasts/duff-enough-199615/episodes/mark-rosman-interview-director-of-a-cinderella-story-lizzie-mcguire-the-perfect-man-57351116

https://variety.com/2004/scene/markets-festivals/if-the-slipper-fits-1117907683/

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cinderella_Story

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/A_Cinderella_Story_(soundtrack)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hilary_Duff#2000–2006:_Mainstream_success_in_acting_and_music

https://www.astro.com/cgi/chart.cgi?rs=3&btyp=w2g

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This is the fifth episode in a mini-series MTV’s Rich Girls. If you like me, can’t go on a fabulous summer getaway, you can at least join me each Friday for an astrology infused recap of this short lived reality show detailing BFFs Ally Hilfiger and Jaime Gliecher’s adventures before heading off to college.

Calling all sick puppies, you’re cordially invited to join a discussions of disease, dads, dogs, and death. But before you get too bummed out, there’s oysters on the half shell, birthday desserts and conspiracy theories about Katherine Hepburn.

This week I’m sharing how Rich Girls came to be produced and the astrological transit that had Jaime’s mom playing a melodramatic matchmaker. Is she a Cancer sun or a Leo sun? What we know for sure is  after 5 episodes, we finally learn momma G’s real name!