People took advantage of a Chase ATM glitch, which actually ended up being a federal crime! A Florida doctor killed a patient by removing the wrong organ and a Florida State fan made a really bad wager on their football team. A man is pooping on porches in Louisville, a Wells Fargo employee died at her desk and wasn't found for almost half a week, and Ilona Maher is on the cover of the SI swimsuit edition! Animal sacrifices are up in Queens, a fat cat from Russia made the news, and we discuss the fake Kamala Harris-Philadelphia Eagles ads. A Philly couple decided to drive their car into the river (but make it sexy), NFL Locks of the Week are back, and we tell you what we're watching!