Ahhhh. Velcome back. Vee are indeeeed living in zee golden age of television. This week we start by watching the New Jersey trailer. Together. During the podcast recording. It's a mess, and the only real takeaway is that Dolores Catania is a Trump supporter and we're in for a wild season.

Then it's time to check in with our lovely Georgia peaches on Atlanta. Kenya's concocted the weirdest surprise cover-up story ever and convinced Cynthia that she's meeting President Elect Joe Biden. Meanwhile, Todd is absolutely flummoxed by cheesecake. We head further south (errr, then West) to Dallas, where Kam continues to serve up weekly comedy gold, Tiffany serves up chicken feet, and Kary serves up annoying. Finally, Salt Lake City: Meredith and Lisa can hardly see the other women on their high, high horses. Mary can't leave her house cuz all her doors have been blocked by clothes. And Jen's anger issues are getting even more disturbing. And more entertaining. I WILL DROWN YOU, BITCH!!

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