Podience,

Today, I had an itch to express some thoughts and splash some soothing soundwaves your way. Do you sometimes feel such rage that you aim to hoist the black flag at your WCC and launch a full-scale mutiny? I know that disturbing disposition and those inclinations to incite all too well; I present you with these Chemohawk Sessions Shorts to let in a little light and convince you to put a pin in that fiery fight. Relax, dear listeners. Let these hand-picked quotes inform, educate and entertain. Also, listen close for a concluding nugget so super, it is borderline supernatural. Unwind, with me, your daily grind tedium, dear listeners. Enjoy this dose of Chemohawk. -Falsetto

P.S. (Procrastinated Statement) *Intro/outro track, Island Dream, courtesy of the artist, Chris Haugen.