CHICAGO BEEF LEAGUE

What I want, you've got, but it might be hard to handle

Like the flame that burns the candle, the candle feeds the flame, yeah, yeah

What I got full stock of thoughts and dreams that scatter

And you pull them all together, and how, I can't explain, oh yeah

Well, well, you (ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh) 

You make my dreams come true (you, you) You (you, you).

Narrator:  We also discussed midseason standings, this weeks matchups, some surprising players and dissected Suneel's surprising team.  

We are back, and Chip is "under the weather".  We return from Alaska, shred Jay's Battle of Evermore team (he's actually surprisingly fine) and eventually talk about our matchup this week:  Ferni Willow vs Brute Squad.  Good guys vs Bad guys.  We also discuss what would be the best story on Aleks' future wikipedia page.  Its kinda like a future 21st tombstone.  All of mine start with him traveling to Australia and ending with him meeting a snake.  We request your ideas.  (Does anyone read this?)

Oh boy.  Back in less than a week, and this time Aleks' shreds another team:  Chip's.  Its unruly.  Seriously, he isnt kind.  We also yammer about things in Beef and the upcoming weeks, which should be fun.  We finally pivot into Chip's Stat corner and dissect a stat.  Aleks may have fallen asleep at this point.  And we discuss fair trades.  We give ideas out FOR FREE!  (seriously, someone should pay us)

We are finally back, mostly because Chip has been busy and we're both quite bitter about our records.  This week we burrow deep into Aleks' team and their deep sorrow.  And somehow he's doing very good.  We shred/enliven his team and discuss some overall themes in fantasy baseball in 2022, especially the challenge in trading players.  We note the upcoming schedule and our upcoming fishing expedition.  You don't want to miss this week.  Or miss it.  What do we care?

We run through the 1st round of the 2022 CBL Draft, and then unleash quick team-by-team attacks. Who was the biggest loser? Who had the best draft? Chip's audio is FANTASTIC. Let's consider a GoFundMe to get Chip (1) better WiFi and (2) recording equipment that doesn't suck. Or, more accurately, let's all shame him until he prioritizes those upgrades himself.

We discuss the upcoming Chicago Beef League draft! Why is Suneel going to take Suzuki? Chip's take on why he'd take Brandon Crawford over Tim Anderson. And how Chip pronounces mediocrity. Email your questions to [email protected]

Put on your seat belt.  We move quickly in todays episode.  Join your favorite host, Chip, and that other host, Aleks, as we dive into today's most pressing topics.  Olympics & Curling.  What is Your Worst Keeper ever?  Suneel sucks but he finally has a few keepers.  Basketball pop-a-shot & Xmen arcade.  Buff Joes.  

Well well well.  Chip wins the 2021 Chicago Beef league championship, Aleks accuses Chip of poisoning and we finally end the podcast hiatus.  We're BACK and better* than ever. We discuss how the season (magically) ended and potential categories needing replacement (ahem: wins, barf).  We kindly note how Suneel sucks, briefly note our keepers and the implications of the upcoming MLB lockout of players.  We end by discussing our newfound love of the Seattle Kraken, admiration of Edmonton Oilers and the brief re-emergence of the Bulls.  

* - or worse possibly for Aleks.