Chick Shit

Are you a solo traveler with a thirst for adventure and a love of new experiences? Do you ever say "hell yes!" to opportunities spontaneously so you can really live in the moment? Does your father have a very particular set of skills and contacts in the intelligence field internationally? Yeah, ours aren't either. Join LJ, Di and their special guest, Tonya, while they use the Liam Neisson lead, Taken, to discuss the realities of human trafficking. Do we need to boycott zip ties and Wayfair?  Tune in to find out. (Also we do not need to boycott them)

Have you ever found yourself scrolling through Instagram for hours? Maybe creating unrealistic standards for your life, body or look that's based on someone else’s highlight real? Maybe you’re just there for the Tik Tok videos that have finally made it onto a reel? Perhaps your screen time is spent over on "the tok" giggling your life away at peoples insane versions of the corn kid song? Join LJ and Di as they talk about the impact social media can have using Ingrid Goes West. Who does LJ want to star as her in a film adaption of her life? And how much screen time do your fahhhvorite podcast hosts have daily? Tune in to find out!

Did you watch every rom-com available growing up and create unhealthy expectations for what your adult relationships would be? Maybe you’re a hallmark fanatic and thought it would all work out and that the perfect handsome partner would magically show up and immediately become your kids' father figure? Or maybe, just maybe you have gone from 0 to 100 and purchased a love fern for someone you have known less than ten days. Join 60% of LJ and 100% of Di as they breakdown the infamous How to Lose a Guy in Ten Days.

You’re toxic/I’m slipping under… sorry, Britney, we have to disagree. Have you ever dated a man or had a guy friend who exuded those classic traits of toxic masculinity: refusing to show emotions (because that’s a sign of weakness), treating people like property, talking shit with his boys because… boys will be boys? We’ll get your head out of those books so you can focus on more important things, like Gaston. Join LJ and Di (and Jack) as they review the Disney classic Beauty and the Beast. Spoiler alert: this may ruin your childhood memories of the movie.

Were you one of the millions of people that got sucked into the world of Bama Rush TikTok? Getting very invested in the pledge week of total strangers in another state? Celebrating their successes and drinking with them when they aren’t invited to join Delta Nu with Elle Woods or other distinguished women? Did you ever wonder how this whole Greek life deal started? And why these women call each other “sisters”? Join LJ and Di as they break down Anna Farris’s peak performance in The House Bunny. You’ll find out what they think about Greek life in general and if either of them ever went on this journey.

Has someone you haven’t spoken to in over a decade slid into your DMs to casually try and sell you something they are SO passionate about? Told you how much this product has changed their life? Sent you before and after pictures of their “client”? Maybe even gone so far as to try and talk you into also selling this product? Do you also hate it? Join LJ and Di as they discuss everyone’s nightmare— MLMs — with the opening episode of the Kirsten Dunst and Alexander Skarsgård series, On Becoming a God in Central
Florida. Don’t be a stinker thinker, tune in.

Have you ever found yourself feeling like you just might run for president? Even if there was no precedent? Have you ever felt like switching up the messaging? Maybe even adding a little estrogen? Lizzo loves a woman in politics and so do we. Join us as we discuss the fearless females running (and winning) in the male-dominated world of politics with the Ruth Bader Ginsburg biopic On the Basis of Sex. It’s a very scary time for reproductive rights in this country so let’s talk about how we can fight… for our right… to, ya know, just have control of like our own bodies (nbd).

Have you ever felt lost in your small-town waitressing job with a frustrating boss who refused to pay you? Did you take the cash you were owed (and nothing more) and hop a bus one-way to LA? If so, did you also force your way into working for a burlesque club via a lazy cocktail waitress? Join LJ, Di, and Jack as they discuss the Cher and Xtina cult classic, Burlesque. In this Derailed episode, hear why this film is a gay classic and what LJ and Jack snuck into the theater when they first saw it. And finally… WAGON WHEEL WATUSI!

Have you ever wanted to fit in so bad you made decisions you wouldn’t have normally? Like maybe super thick eyeliner, studded skull belts, VERY harsh bangs, and all things Hot Topic? Or was that just LJ? We’ve all tried too hard to fit in at some point, whether we like to admit it or not. Join LJ and Di as they review Booksmart and the impact trying too hard can have. Oh, *and* also hear about their many phases.