Chicks, Flicks, and Other Unrealistic Representations

Trigger warning for the topic of suicide, mental illness, and sexual assault. Charlie is not your textbook bookworm shy guy who gets stuffed deeper into lockers than breadcrumbs in a turkey, he actually has friends (who, you know, repeatedly emotionally manipulate and use him)! This week, it’s the (nonexistent) Perks of Being a Wallflower! Listen as we discuss everything from how literally 90% of human interaction is painful to the wondrous world of early 2000s homophobia. Yeah, this one was rough. We’re here to tell you it’s okay to cry before, during, and after watching this movie, we did too.

Trigger warning for suicide, death, and mental illness!!! The crew from Weldon Academy, comprised of the shy one, the gay theater nerd, the hopeless romantic, the class clown, and the other three, get their lives spun up and down and around when the new English teacher, Mr. Keating, teaches them to seize the day and unclench their asses! It’s The Dead Poets Society this week, listen as we discuss everything from the symbolism of snow to the tender emotion of the poetry of a teenage boy (regardless of the quality of the work). We’re actually not here to tell you to carpe diem, that’s Robin Williams’ job.

W I L D C A T S ! ! TrOy Bolton is Mr. Basketbally-Mc-Ballerson, living a secret double life as a theater kid because people in high school can’t have more than one interest apparently. Welcome to episode seventeen, we’re so glad to be all in this together, bopping to the top fabulously, because we’re sure you’ll find what you’ve been looking for in this podcast. It’s the entire HSM franchise this week, listen as we discuss everything from the offensive color palette of the second movie to the gayest song ever created, I Don’t Dance. We’re here to tell you to stick to the status quo.

Olive Pendergast is a snarky little nerd who, channeling her inner Madonna (specifically Human Nature), became the school ‘tramp’ even though she’s still a virgin *gasp* *faint* *applause* AND Alice is just your regular Catholic school girl...who is ready to embrace her unstoppable sex drive and sensuality, at church camp. That’s right, this week we’ve got TWO movies, the lovable classic Easy A and the Netflix Original Yes, God, Yes. We said branching out, we said compare and contrast, we said 9th grade level analysis, and we’re here to tell you to use a goddamn condom.

Payton Hobart is an AMBITIOUS, BISEXUAL little BEAN who deserves the WORLD! This week, it's season one of the Netflix Original show, The Politician. Listen as we discuss everything from the assassinations of many US Presidents to the chimerical qualities of Donald Trump's Presidency. This show is truly insane. We're here to tell you to go vote if you can it is your civic duty be present in local politics they impact your future!!

Otis Milburn is a pale British Virgin with too much knowledge about sex and he is here to educate. We're back with a new episode about the Netflix Original Show, Sex Education (specifically season two because the file for season one was corrupted)! Listen as we discuss everything from LGBT+ representation to the age-old question: do old people deserve rights? We're here to bring sexy back.

Honestly there are waaaay too many main characters to even begin to make a witty first sentence about any of them. So this week, it's the Netflix Original Let It Snow and man is it a weird Holiday movie. Listen as we discuss everything from gender pronouns to trashy pop music. We're here to tell you to have a Holly Jolly Christmas.

Napoleon Dynamite is... honestly too strange as a person to describe ironically. Everything about him is ironic. Listen this week as we discuss everything from potatoes (obviously) to stylish wigs. We're here to tell you to Vote for Pedro.

Holden Caulfield is one sneeze away from a psychotic break but he can't do anything about it because it's 1950. This week, it's the ever controversial Catcher in the Rye and we got deep because we were tired when we recorded this. Listen as we discuss everything from the benefits of therapy to Communism. We're here to tell you what's [insert 50's slang here].