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This queer and absurd skit show is about wizards who can't accomplish basic tasks. Just because you have cosmic powers over time and space doesn't mean you know how to finish a ribbon cutting ceremony, apparently.

Rebel Daydreams creates queer and absurd skits. Our comedy podcast provides the best absurd humor in the Milky Way Galaxy (but not the Virgo Supercluster). We don't just create gay comedy and lesbian comedy. We create comedy for every letter of the LGBTQ+ alphabet. And straight people may find us funny too. Allegedly. New episodes on Tuesdays at 8AM central.

SKITS AND TIMESTAMPS:

00:34 - Urist McUrist explains why we should care about stupid, stupid wizards.

03:31 - Ordering Beers at the Bar. A drunk bartender is too busy flirting to sell booze. That's literally his job. What a FOOL!

11:45 - Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard. A student consorts with demonic powers to obtain... a sandwich. A really excellent sandwich, at least.

17:40 - The Worst Wizard Duel Ever. In a fight to the death, two wizards repeatedly fail to harm each other in any meaningful way.

26:03 - Wizard Tower Grand Opening. It's just a ribbon cutting ceremony. What could possibly go wrong? Many, many things.

33:21 - Kobold Sandwiches. I like all kinds of food, but sometimes when you sample food from a culture you're not used to, things get Weird.

40:34 - You're Not A 9. Ingloria the bard wants to learn how to make love potions, but is unwilling to put any effort in.

45:03 - Hell Pegging. The bimbo wizard engages in an unusual sex act with her former professor. But it's in Hell, so it's fine.

51:21 - Training an Anti-Magic Seal. The seal is not an arcane sigil. It is an animal that goes "arf arf". Arf arf, little seal.

56:23 - Bottling Your Scent. A humanoid elephant wants to buy a healing potion, but the shopkeeper keeps making it weird.

CREDITS:

  • @sarahsunshinesullivan as Urist McUrist, the dwarven necromancer, our narrator.
  • John B. as Abu-Dhazim, a socially incompetent wizard professor.
  • Nova as Aleph, a snooty wizard graduate student.
  • Kurt Wilkinson (@extrability) as Ingloria, the bard who couldn't flirt his way out of a paper bag.
  • Wendy Scoggins (@viperveephoto, @goodgirl_gonegoth) as Wimbo, the Bimbo Wizard
  • Anabel M as Dolfrat, Wimbo's talking black cat
  • Ollie H. as Meepo, the Kobold Witch
  • Gambit as Hwytty, the Lizard Wizard
  • Dr. Jiggles (@dr.jigglez) as Tuskulus, the elephant person barbarian
  • @thebasschef as Cathy, the Anti-Magic Seal

CONTENT WARNINGS:

Strong sexual content, cartoon violence.

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Rebel DaydreamsBy Dr. Rebel