Childish

By Greg Fitzsimmons, Alison Rosen

Comedy Kids & Family

What's Childish about?

After you drop the kids off or put them to bed, turn on “Childish”. Hosted by real life friends, parents and veteran podcasters Greg Fitzsimmons (Fitzdog Radio) and Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend), Childish will help you laugh about the struggles and joys of parenthood, grow closer to your children, learn something useful and maybe even put the spark back into your love life.

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Greg and Alison Switch Places!

12.11.2019

How vicious do Greg and Alison get when they unleash their impressions of one another? Plus a call with Alison's dad and cameo by her mom, discussions of grocery shopping, medicine, news, emails, and highs and lows involving a lot ...

Childish episodes:

12.11.2019 Greg and Alison Switch Places! How vicious do Greg and Alison get when they unleash their impressions of one another? Plus a call with Alison's dad and cameo by her mom, discussions of grocery shopping, medicine, news, emails, and highs and lows involving a lot ...
12.04.2019 Episode 56: 3-way? Yes way! Which comedians do Greg and Alison feel sexual energy with? Will they ever have three ways with their partners? Plus Greg's enthusiastic plan to move to Leisure World, news about "likes," a caller who wants to know how to help ...
11.27.2019 Episode 55: Maggots and Monkey Brains A particularly gross episode but at least we don’t talk about chicken sex! Alison learns someone's been upset with her for two years. Plus the story of Greg's third arrest, news about rating teachers, a caller's question about her husband's ...
11.20.2019 Episode 54: Who Came First, The Hen or The Rooster? We continue down the rabbit hole of chicken sex and reveal shocking tales of Alison being an accomplice to cheating and Greg’s second arrest. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Warby ...
11.13.2019 Episode 53: A Chevrolet Built for Sex Greg shares the story of his first arrest. Alison gets a head-butt from Elliot as she watches O2 crawl for the first time. Plus an update from the caller whose husband suddenly, emphatically, doesn't want kids and news about sleep! ...
11.06.2019 Episode 52: A Tingly Episode Greg and Alison compare notes about this year's Halloween and Alison shares a vivid dream. Plus news about a disastrous gender reveal and a call from a listener to set the record straight on chicken sex facts. Also, Alison has ...
10.30.2019 Episode 51: The Halloween Chicken! Our first themed podcast! Stories of Halloweens past and some recommendations for this year's holiday. Plus, a news story about a town that's putting a stop to trick-or-treaters over a certain age and a caller who needs help figuring out ...
10.23.2019 Episode 50: Owen Calls In from College! Owen calls dad during the show and breaks the news: he wants to be a philosophy major… Meanwhile Alison and Greg discuss pacing in bed, ask some hard-hitting questions about chickens, and answer a caller's questions about PDA. Plus the ...
10.16.2019 Episode 49: Next Time I’ll… Not only do Greg and Alison discuss pubic grooming, to show their commitment to the show they've decided to have a baby together in 2020. Haven’t heard about Your Mom's House going this far! Greg shares with Alison a trick ...
10.09.2019 Episode 48: Where the Babies Are Is there a "civil war" in comedy as some recent media reports have claimed? Alison and Greg are not on the same page. Plus Japan Airlines is telling passengers where the babies are seated ahead of time via a baby ...
10.02.2019 Episode 47: Potty Humor Elliot took a big step up to the toilet this week and he did it himself, kinda! Greg popped a rib out of his back sleeping on a houseboat in Seattle with the one percent. Plus vaping, Greg's back unit ...
09.25.2019 Episode 46: Adventures in Skinny Dipping How do you create an environment that best allows your kids to fully become who they are without putting your own crap on them? (Not literally. That's a felony in 12 states.) Greg and Alison discuss. Plus a conversation with ...
09.18.2019 Episode 45: Five Bombshells Big developments are afoot in Childish-land. Greg's son leaves for college and his daughter gets her driver's license. Alison's son starts preschool and switches from a crib to a toddler bed. A caller wonders if she should break the news ...
09.11.2019 Episode 44: Childish Live with Andy Richter! Greg and Alison are joined by their first official guest Andy Richter for a live show recorded at The Comedy Store on Sept 3rd. The gang delve into Andy's recent separation, traveling with easily-embarrassed teenagers, rescue dogs, smug drinks, and ...
09.04.2019 Episode 43: Greg Sends Alison Into a Shame Spiral Alison has a crazy update regarding the story she recently told about a bad experience with her first (male) gynecologist. Greg teases Alison for a controversial statement which sends her into a shame spiral. Plus sleeping in separate beds, apps ...
08.28.2019 Episode 42: Nudes, Sexting, and Greg’s Virus Alison’s anxiety over Elliot’s potty training has eased (and hopefully so will Elliot’s bowel movements). Greg gets a virus when a friend emails him some porn. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely ...
08.21.2019 Episode 41: The Cult Next Door Alison is concerned that a cult has moved in next door. Greg spends some time hanging out with The Venice Dude and lamenting that Owen is leaving soon for college. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: ...
08.14.2019 Episode 40: Puppies and Potties If you like dogs you will love this episode. Alison gives a potty training update and Greg shares tales from his 20th anniversary road trip. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! ...
08.07.2019 Episode 39: Two Mommies One Daddy A listener looks for feedback on her polyamorous relationship, and Greg and Alison discuss their past sexual conquests. A very sexy episode. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Don't Wait Up ...
07.31.2019 Episode 38: A Visit From Ray Greg turns an innocent visit from Alison's contractor Ray into a full on confrontation. Greg responds to a fan who recently lost their shit at one of his shows. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen ...
07.24.2019 Episode 37: EARTHQUAKE! The California earthquakes rocked Greg and Alison but didn't prevent JoJo from throwing a raucous Sweet 16 party. Plus advice for dealing with passive-aggressive mothers-in-law and an explosive diary entry about the best party an awkward teenage Alison ever attended. ...
07.17.2019 Episode 36: Alison is Better, Greg is the Same Despite a rocky weekend trip, Alison’s mood has improved. Greg’s dog is on a hunger strike and Alison insists Greg intervene. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Michelin MichelinMan.com
07.10.2019 Episode 35: Greg's Up, Alison's Down Greg’s good mood is clashing with Alison’s gloomy one this week. Plus a historical quiz, a voicemail about manners, Elliot's first dentist visit, and Greg's continuing adjustment to his firstborn leaving the nest. And no episode ends without a good ...
07.03.2019 Episode 34: Greg Pervs Out Owen (One) busts Greg perving out but Greg makes up for it by getting O2 to laugh for the 1st time. Alison reads an explosive diary entry about how one day in the future she will read this diary entry. ...
06.26.2019 Episode 33: Drugs and Sex Greg just spent 4 days alone with his wife with the kids away and lived his best life. Alison on the other hand had to deal with Daniel having listened to the last episode. She is reminded once again that ...
06.19.2019 Episode 32: Getting Alison with Greg Luckily Daniel doesn’t listen to the podcast because Alison has a lot to say this week. Owen (the original) graduates Tuesday and Greg will likely cry like a baby. Alison prepares to get high with Doug. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod ...
06.12.2019 Episode 31: Shit Your Parents Say Greg and Alison recount their very different prom nights, and Alison describes a touching encounter with Daniel. Greg's son has his prom. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsor! Michelin michelinman.com
06.05.2019 Episode 30: Old Sperm Are zoos cruel? Does Alison have enough money? Should Greg shave his head? (He is going to anyway.) Also, your responses to whether you can work from home with kids and if it's ok to sexually harass your partner. Plus, ...
05.29.2019 Episode 29: Greg's Almost Gay Experience Alison struggles with a nose zit and whether child leashes are immoral. Greg's explosive diary entry reveals a fascinating moment from his early adulthood. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen instagram.com/alisonrosen Our Lovely Sponsors! Tru-Nut ...
05.22.2019 Episode 28: The Biggest One I've Ever Seen Ah, Mother's Day. Greg took Erin to Malibu, and Daniel took Alison to Benihana. Are thank you notes a relic of the past or a great way to show you care? A shout out to military families overseas and, of ...
05.15.2019 Episode 27: Everything Was Tan Do you say yes to the universe or no to things that seem fishy? Greg throws shade on a Chicago shock-jock, and Alison struggles transitioning between mom life and work life. Plus another installment of Explosive Diary! Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod ...
05.08.2019 Episode 26: A Fairly Classy Disco It’s here! Explosive Diary has arrived on Childish! Greg and Alison regale you with musings from their younger selves. Also, some sleep regressions, pot cookies, sex, and Alison’s purple bathrobe. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: ...
05.01.2019 Episode 25: Putting Someone in Your Trunk is Considered Kidnapping Greg and Alison agree that farting in front of a partner is a sign of intimacy. They catch you up on what to watch on TV and let you off the hook if you stopped breastfeeding. Plus an update on ...
04.24.2019 Episode 24: Shit on the Welcome Mat Alison and Greg discuss the week's big holidays: Easter, Passover, and Earth Day. Conspicuous in their absence was 4/20 and Hitler’s birthday because honestly they already get enough play. Follow Childish: twitter.com/childishpod instagram.com/childishpod Follow Greg: twitter.com/GregFitzShow instagram.com/gregfitzsimmon Follow Alison: twitter.com/AlisonRosen ...
04.17.2019 Episode 23: Spring Has Sprung Greg is back from a big college trip with his son, so he and Alison have a ton to catch up on. Plus some frightening news about a recall that will affect tons of parents, frustrations with partners who do ...
04.10.2019 Episode 22: The Slamdance of Parenting Podcasts Room-sharing, vaccines, tackling your kid's tough questions, and more on this week's episode! Plus the show biz conflict that's keeping Greg up at night. It's an all new Childish! Follow Childish: Twitter / Instagram Follow Greg: Twitter / Instagram Follow ...
04.03.2019 Episode 21: I'm Clearly Not Good at Parenting Alison's having a rough week, but Greg offers some perspective in an episode that includes discussions of fainting at the sight of blood (especially your child's), homelessness, snooping, exercise, parental guilt, raising boys versus girls, charity, and more. Plus a ...
03.27.2019 Episode 20: Drugs Are Great Greg talks about the ups and downs of being a landlord, the impact of Crashing’s cancellation on his life, and the motivational advice he has for best dealing with depression. Alison shares her thoughts on the benefits and risks of ...
03.20.2019 Episode 19: My Owen, Your Owen It’s happened! Alison had her baby! She and Greg go over the details of the birth and talk about the impact of newborns on older siblings. Plus a discussion of whether it's ever ok to critique a friend's parenting. They ...
03.13.2019 Episode 18: This is No Longer About Parenting This week, Alison and Greg discuss different types of depression and various treatments for it, including a series of self-help books. They consider the importance of interacting with their children and how kids can remind of them of the boundless ...
03.06.2019 Episode 17: The Most Intense Sex We Ever Had Greg and Alison veer off into discussions about lactation sex and mucus plugs. That’s right, it gets kinda gross. Other topics include bad acting, award shows, thrift stores, and kids sharing your clothes. They both try their best to avoid ...
02.27.2019 Episode 16: Go For The Sex, Stay For The Tech Modern parents may not want to hear this, but helicopter parenting works. At least that’s an argument of an article that Greg and Alison read on this week’s episode of Childish! Also, a caller feels a little guilty about wanting ...
02.20.2019 Episode 15: Chock Full Of Baby Alison hasn’t packed her delivery bag yet, but she’s chock full of baby and SO ready to wear those hospital mesh diapers they give you after childbirth. While waiting, she and Greg chat about an article that reveals that parents ...
02.13.2019 Episode 14: The Pregnancy Orgasm Strikes Back IT HAPPENED AGAIN. Alison has another pregnancy orgasm - this time involving a United States founding father - so Greg tries to unpack all of THAT. Both Greg and Alison discuss YOUR answers about the perfect age to have kids ...
02.06.2019 Episode 13: Trapped In A Happy Marriage Whether it’s living with your parents after college (and seducing someone selling magazines, if you’re Greg) or figuring out why marriages are much more likely to dissolve nowadays, Alison and Greg are talking all about the family unit on this ...
01.30.2019 Episode 12: YOU DON’T KNOW ALL THE RULES ABOUT MUFFINS DANGER. Lots to fear in this world. Or at least that's what a preachy gynecologist told Alison when she was 16. But in this week’s episode of Childish, both she and Greg muse on how to not be TOO protective ...
01.23.2019 Episode 11: Have A Fun Life With My Husband, Marie Kondo Ready to hear a seamless segue from talking about the morality of spanking kids to the fun of getting spanked by your husband? In this episode of Childish, Alison and Greg discuss their sexual proclivities, try to figure out if ...
01.16.2019 Episode 10: I’ve Given Up On My Marriage Did you know that nearly rotten fruit helps solve your bowel problems? Greg gives Alison tips on how to cure her pregnancy constipation, asks her if she’s participated in a tried and true sexual position since she’s been married, and ...
01.09.2019 Episode 9: A Glory Hole... But Much Smaller Greg’s going to say yes to everything this year. Maybe not glory holes. At least that’s one of the Childish new year’s resolutions! You’ll hear more 2019 musings, updates on Greg’s TMS therapy and his daughter’s silent treatment, as well ...
01.02.2019 Episode 8: Lightning Crotch Did Elliot barf from his dinner at Tam O’Shanter or Alison and Daniel’s caroling? Greg and Alison talk on a variety of health stresses (kidney stones, anyone?), make their life and baby-related predictions for 2019, and help a mom manage ...

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Childish episodes:

Greg and Alison Switch Places!

Episode 56: 3-way? Yes way!

Episode 55: Maggots and Monkey Brains

Episode 54: Who Came First, The Hen or The Rooster?

Episode 53: A Chevrolet Built for Sex

Episode 52: A Tingly Episode

Episode 51: The Halloween Chicken!

Episode 50: Owen Calls In from College!

Episode 49: Next Time I’ll…

Episode 48: Where the Babies Are

Episode 47: Potty Humor

Episode 46: Adventures in Skinny Dipping

Episode 45: Five Bombshells

Episode 44: Childish Live with Andy Richter!

Episode 43: Greg Sends Alison Into a Shame Spiral

Episode 42: Nudes, Sexting, and Greg’s Virus

Episode 41: The Cult Next Door

Episode 40: Puppies and Potties

Episode 39: Two Mommies One Daddy

Episode 38: A Visit From Ray

Episode 37: EARTHQUAKE!

Episode 36: Alison is Better, Greg is the Same

Episode 35: Greg's Up, Alison's Down

Episode 34: Greg Pervs Out

Episode 33: Drugs and Sex

Episode 32: Getting Alison with Greg

Episode 31: Shit Your Parents Say

Episode 30: Old Sperm

Episode 29: Greg's Almost Gay Experience

Episode 28: The Biggest One I've Ever Seen

Episode 27: Everything Was Tan

Episode 26: A Fairly Classy Disco

Episode 25: Putting Someone in Your Trunk is Considered Kidnapping

Episode 24: Shit on the Welcome Mat

Episode 23: Spring Has Sprung

Episode 22: The Slamdance of Parenting Podcasts

Episode 21: I'm Clearly Not Good at Parenting

Episode 20: Drugs Are Great

Episode 19: My Owen, Your Owen

Episode 18: This is No Longer About Parenting

Episode 17: The Most Intense Sex We Ever Had

Episode 16: Go For The Sex, Stay For The Tech

Episode 15: Chock Full Of Baby

Episode 14: The Pregnancy Orgasm Strikes Back

Episode 13: Trapped In A Happy Marriage

Episode 12: YOU DON’T KNOW ALL THE RULES ABOUT MUFFINS

Episode 11: Have A Fun Life With My Husband, Marie Kondo

Episode 10: I’ve Given Up On My Marriage

Episode 9: A Glory Hole... But Much Smaller

Episode 8: Lightning Crotch

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