Mike tours with Bargatze while Greg badmouths Ellen. Taylor and Kelce make promises they won’t keep, a man fakes his own death, and a FLA man catches a burglar while in his Batman onesie.

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Diarrhea in Martha’s Vineyard, TX tries to put the Ten Commandments in schools and Rosie calls Leno an a—hole.

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The Sturgis motorcycle rally is back! A full accounting of the drinking driving and roadkill. Down in FLA the men are hunting Pythons and down in TX there’s a scary man in a diaper.

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JD Vance makes the river rise, ICE is hiring senior citizens and the WNBA is raining dildos.

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Everyone died this week. We talk about it and then cheer up with news about Ellen in England and a 114-yr old Indian marathon runner who is hit by a car.

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Coldplay deals a couple some cold cards, a worker falls into a meat grinder, Colbert is cancelled and a Florida Man drunk drives a lawn mower on the highway.

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What’s Happening with Gary Coleman, Tom Brady is on the prowl and a chatbot on X’s AI is edgy enough to have his own podcast.

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Transportation Secretary Duffy demands the removal of rainbow-colored crosswalks; Diddy will be held captive for less time than the women at his parties and Tesla’s driverless cars are running amok.

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The Rehearsal, a devout Rastafarian at the Supreme Court, and a Florida Man breaking-and-entering to avoid his wife.

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Episode 269. Karen Read is free, ICE hits Dodgers Stadium and Waymo starts in NYC.

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