Sunday Papers

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Greg Fitzsimmons checks in from snowy Alaska while Mike Gibbons shares his strategy for finding better seats at a sold-out football game. They revisit a Thanksgiving trip to Vegas that emptied Greg’s pockets, explain an airport lounge loophole, and discuss The Big Lebowski, The Deer Hunter, and Greg’s questionable Netflix viewing strategy.

Plus, relationship ethics, reports about Diddy’s prison accommodations, a Florida family argument involving a cereal bowl and a rifle, and a Tesla crash where the driver’s phone calls 911 for him. Listener corrections, a shaky round of history trivia, and the Sunday Funnies round out this week’s Sunday Papers.

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Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast (https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio), as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons (http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod) and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen (http://childishpod.com). A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years.

Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download (https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial). Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82), climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair.

Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a recurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central.

Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show “Idiot Savants.”

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This week on Sunday Papers, Greg and Mike celebrate Dolly Parton Day with a Carpool Karaoke prank that made it into Variety. They also get into a canceled Ed Sheeran concert, the claim that churchgoing couples are having more sex, Taylor Swift’s new songs, and an uncomfortable debate about AI.

Plus, a Florida getaway driver throws stolen cash out the window, an Alabama chicken pot pie lawsuit leads to a discussion of the Hot Coffee documentary, Barbara Walters gets a belated obituary, and the caption contest returns.

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About Greg Fitzsimmons:

Mixing an incisive wit with scathing sarcasm, Greg Fitzsimmons is an accomplished stand-up, an Emmy Award winning writer, and a host on TV, radio and his own podcasts. Greg is host of the popular “FitzDog Radio” podcast (https://bit.ly/FitzdogRadio), as well as “Sunday Papers” with co-host Mike Gibbons (http://bit.ly/SundayPapersPod) and “Childish” with co-host Alison Rosen (http://childishpod.com). A regular with Conan O’Brien and Jimmy Kimmel, Greg also frequents “The Joe Rogan Experience,” “Lights Out with David Spade,” and has made more than 50 visits to “The Howard Stern Show.” Howard gave Greg his own show on Sirius/XM which lasted more than 10 years.

Greg’s one-hour standup special, “Life On Stage,” was named a Top 10 Comedy Release by LA Weekly. The special premiered on Comedy Central and is now available on Amazon Prime, as a DVD, or a download (https://bit.ly/GregFitzSpecial). Greg’s 2011 book, Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (https://amzn.to/2Z2bB82), climbed the best-seller charts and garnered outstanding reviews from NPR and Vanity Fair.

Greg appeared in the Netflix series “Santa Clarita Diet,” the Emmy-winning FX series “Louie,” spent five years as a panelist on VH1’s “Best Week Ever,” was a reoccurring panelist on “Chelsea Lately,” and starred in two half-hour stand-up specials on Comedy Central.

Greg wrote and appeared on the Judd Apatow HBO series “Crashing.” Writing credits include HBO’s “Lucky Louie,” “Cedric the Entertainer Presents,” “Politically Incorrect with Bill Maher,” “The Man Show” and many others. On his mantle beside the four Daytime Emmys he won as a writer and producer on “The Ellen DeGeneres Show” sit “The Jury Award for Best Comedian” from The HBO Comedy Arts Festival and a Cable Ace Award for hosting the MTV game show "Idiot Savants."

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Greg is broadcasting from La Jolla, where the beaches are disappearing and the locals are aggressively casual. He and Mike break down the Emmys, Ed Sheeran's pro-Palestinian controversy, and Eminem stepping up to help his ex-wife Kim Mathers.

Plus, Green Day stands up for a gay punk band, a professor catches students cheating with AI, and Florida delivers a mother-son relationship nobody asked for. The guys also revisit the Battle of the Sexes, debate whether stealing from Starbucks is acceptable, and celebrate the unsung heroes at Gotham Production Studios.Sponsored by PrizePicks: Download the app and use code PAPERS to get $150 in lineups if you win your first $5 lineup.

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This week on Sunday Papers, Greg and Mike cover coastal erosion wiping out a California music festival, Trump’s sleepy appearance at the 9/11 memorial, George W. Bush turning one of the most famous moments of his presidency into a painting, and two Florida Men proving once again that clothing is apparently optional in the Sunshine State.

Plus, Mike survives a fishing trip 30 miles off Montauk with his stepbrother Jeff, the guys debate journal privacy and inheritance ethics, look back at JFK, Bonanza, The Monkees and Attica, and somehow find time for penis enlargement, ancient cave dick pics, Ted Lasso, Will Ferrell, and a surprisingly thoughtful book recommendation.

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Greg and Mike are coming in from opposite coasts this week, with questionable Wi-Fi but no shortage of stories. Mike recaps a trip through the Berkshires and Tanglewood before the guys get into robots fighting back, the White House's bizarre new online games, Florida men behaving exactly as expected, and an ethical question involving workplace blackmail.

Plus, a round of Give or Take featuring Beyoncé, Joan Rivers and Steve Irwin, Mike remembers an unforgettable encounter with Gloria Steinem and RuPaul at the Emmys, and the guys pay tribute to Steinem while working their way through this week's cartoons, headlines and assorted nonsense.

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This week on Sunday Papers, Greg and Mike look back at the final numbers from Sturgis, pay tribute to Dolly Parton and Tim Curry, and wonder whether modern medicine is slowly eliminating all the things that used to build character. Plus, Burning Man’s infamous orgy dome, Florida criminals finding innovative places to hide their money, a meth-fueled lawnmower ride, hoarding, slow mahjong players, baldness breakthroughs, and another round of questionable history knowledge.

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Mike shows up wounded and stitched together after a skin cancer procedure, while Greg tries to offer exactly the amount of sympathy Mike will tolerate. The guys recap a chaotic trip to New York, Meghan and Harry's possible return to Britain, video gamers becoming air traffic controllers, a Penn State cocaine ring, Zuckerberg's massive yacht controversy, the best movies of the 21st century, AI privacy and some deeply disturbing ChatGPT stories. Plus Renee Richards, This Day in History, listener mail, the caption contest and the funnies.

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This week on Sunday Papers, Greg and Mike cover Sturgis, NFL misery, a terrifying amusement park malfunction, and the chaos of the legendary Action Park. A self-help throuple ends in lawsuits and accusations, biological warfare makes for some light summer reading, and Matthew McConaughey meets the Pope. Plus, aging rock stars who may not know when to call it quits, corrections from last week, This Day in History, obituaries, and the latest round of listener-submitted comic captions.

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Here comes Sturgis! Hegseth reigns in the Scouts and there is a “Sharkzilla” off the coast of NY! Oh yeah and Donna Mills is on ONLY FANS

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