The SCOTUS watches porn this week while State Farm drops its Super Bowl ad. A Florida man rides a horse, and did you hear about that Eagles fan?

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We’re dealing with the fires here in Los Angeles and celebrating Biden becoming a grandfather. Also, Keanu Reeves is scamming an old lady and Brooke Shields is given a surprise vaginal rejuvenation.

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Episode 246. Happy 2025! We check in on who won last year's predictions and make new ones for this year. Also, rabbis are using ai, porn is banned in the south and Greg and Mike are sick.

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Luigi Fever roars on and a dead bear falls on a hunter. Drones are droning on and you can now buy ammo from vending machines.

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Sunday Papers t-shirts available for the holidays! United Healthcare is hiring! Hawk Tuah talent ruins her fans' meager life savings, and Ellen’s new English cottage is flooded. That’s some WAP.

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Walmart woke and then fell back asleep, inmates are getting pregnant from separate prison cells and Harvey Weinstein is upset that his cell is too cold.

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High school kid suspended for using AI on his homework, Gaetz is on Cameo and Ellen has fled the country.

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Tyson shadowboxes for $10M, A Boston brothel is about to release its client list (after releasing its clients), and a man dies in a tanning bed. Also, The Onion buys InfoWars.

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Boy, do we have a Florida Man story for this week! Also, Australia Man, Mississippi man and South Carolina Man. And Mike introduces a new (old) comic strip.

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