A teacher starts an only fans account, Disney is the evil empire, a man goes full Florida and Garfield eats a donut.

Billie Eilish fires her Pervy agent, the Matthew Perry case has people drowning in indictments, Kevin Hart worked a three way on Molly and Tommy Lee’s son is such a cool guy. 

Mike drives across the country, Greg sees nudity on Venice Beach, Storms in Fla, a dead passenger in Chicago and Hulk Hogan threatened Matt Damon.

A lot of talk about Paris and Comic-Con. Also, Philly Man, Florida Man and Texas Man bring the chaos.

OK so maybe last week wasn’t a great one to take off, but we’re back! Costco has an Apocalypse Bucket for the survivalists, AI is taking over comedy, a Florida man leads police on a car chase in a golf cart, and a 72-year-old is competing for Miss Texas.

This week we deal with some heavy news from Mike who we send all of our support to. But we also send support to the Florida Man who had a few too many cocktails, a TX man who had too many cocktails and a Twitch streamer who had too many cocks.

RFK Jr is in the doghouse (it’s a new restaurant), underage strippers are fighting Florida for the right to express themselves and a trans runner is heading to the Olympics!

Tales from The Fully Loaded Tour, The Hawk Tuah Girl, a man sneezes his guts out, and Trans people are EVERYWHERE.

God has been appointed the new Superintendent of the Louisiana school system, a 105 yr old just got her teaching degree, the LA schools are banning cellphones, and Justin Timberlake was overserved in the Hamptons. 

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A shocking discovery about Jesus having an erection, Jimmy Fallon will continue, a woman kills a man for not cleaning up (in guess what state?) and Gisele’s karate partner taps out after the roast.