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Josh is the new Karen, a man gets intimate with his vacuum cleaner and Bill Belichick gets snubbed.

From brutally honest stories about bombing on stage and the mental toll of stand-up comedy, to wild confessions about bad parenting, cheating exes, petty revenge, and Florida-level insanity, this episode spirals fast and never lets up.The guys rip through everything: pepper-sprayed protesters, Golden Globe pay-to-play politics, Jackie Robinson and sports history, the worst waiter in America, toxic tipping culture, relationship revenge psychology, and why ignoring your ex might be the most devastating move of all. Fitz drops legendary roast stories, unhinged analogies, and brutally funny takes on fame, failure, and modern culture.Dark, hilarious, uncomfortable, smart, and wildly unpredictable. If you love raw comedy podcasts where comedians say the quiet part out loud, this is one of the most chaotic Sunday Papers episodes yet.

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Hosted by Greg Fitzsimmons & Mike GibbonsTopics include: stand-up bombing, cancel culture, parenting disasters, cheating revenge, Florida chaos, sports history, and absurd news breakdowns

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