Sunday Papers

Jimmy Kimmel came back, Sean Combs is trying to come back, and details about the conjoined twins having sex.

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The revolution will not be televised. But maybe it will be podcasted. Starbucks workers have to dress up, Zuckerberg fails with his AI glasses, and the koalas all have Chlamydia.

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Mike takes time away from his head writer job on The Emmys as Greg returns from a week-long vacation in Vermont. A FLA woman has a 13 lb baby, Seinfeld sees the KKK everywhere and John Daly has a tough round of golf.

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You can’t have gay crosswalks or child vaccinations in FLA, you can’t shoot each other in the head while wearing helmets in TX and you absolutely cannot give Ketamine to any cast members from Friends.

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Mike tours with Bargatze while Greg badmouths Ellen. Taylor and Kelce make promises they won’t keep, a man fakes his own death, and a FLA man catches a burglar while in his Batman onesie.

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Diarrhea in Martha’s Vineyard, TX tries to put the Ten Commandments in schools and Rosie calls Leno an a—hole.

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The Sturgis motorcycle rally is back! A full accounting of the drinking driving and roadkill. Down in FLA the men are hunting Pythons and down in TX there’s a scary man in a diaper.

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JD Vance makes the river rise, ICE is hiring senior citizens and the WNBA is raining dildos.

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Everyone died this week. We talk about it and then cheer up with news about Ellen in England and a 114-yr old Indian marathon runner who is hit by a car.

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Coldplay deals a couple some cold cards, a worker falls into a meat grinder, Colbert is cancelled and a Florida Man drunk drives a lawn mower on the highway.

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