The Brides are back for season 2! This week, we get lost in Gatlin, Nebraska, and try to make even a little bit of sense out of the 1984 adaptation of Stephen King's Children of the Corn. Over the course of a purely chaotic hour we wonder who put Linda Hamilton in those unforgivable khakis, pick at the plot strands that go absolutely nowhere, and marvel at the clearly 35 year old 'stunt chest' in the church scene. Also, did you know that this film was supposed to be a metaphor for the Iranian revolution? Because we definitely didn't! Let's be honest - this movie is trash, but man, did we have fun trashing it. Here's to season 2, and better movies to come! 

Children of the Corn. 1984. Directed by Fritz Kiersch. Written by George Goldsmith. Starring Peter Horton, Linda Hamilton, John Franklin, and Courtney Gains