Gift Up was produced by Local Business Comedy. 

Children's Letters [Featuring Mrs. Claus] written by Nick Gligor

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

LYRICS:

SANTA

Will someone please call the elves in

Who can pack my gifts and prepare this oaken sleigh

Since I’m deserting you for the holiday

I’ll just accept that it’s Christmas

And I will shut the door like a creature leaving the house

But never stirring; like a mouse from poetry

So, just stay asleep in bed tonight

And I swear I’ll be back by morning time

Tell me as I fly to deliver trinkets, toys and sweaters

I’d rather be with my wife instead of reading Children’s Letters

MRS. CLAUS

I feel the halls have been decked here

You're getting carried away, putting pressure on your elves

With all these visions of sugar plum fairies

But dear I know it’s December

I've made charts and maps that should make your route more clear

I don’t need a lecture on why you have to leave

So please board your sleigh and say Ho ho

SANTA

I am my darling, I love the snow...

BOTH

Ho, ho

SANTA

Tell me as I fly to deliver trinkets, toys and sweaters

That you are still my bride even as I answer Children’s Letters

(Tell me as I fly…)

MRS. CLAUS

I don’t mean to chastise but please be careful out there Kringle

SANTA

(Tell me as I fly…)

MRS. CLAUS

Children need this night as long as there are bells that jingle

SANTA

I know that I ate the fruitcakes that I swear

I'll never devour again

MRS. CLAUS

You've got a belly i can't deny,

But you have a job so Santa, fly...

Santa, fly.

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