Gift Up

Gift Up was produced by Local Business Comedy. 

Christmas Anthem written by Joey Clift

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

I’ll write you a carol, it will have a Christmas theme

It will be a Christmas anthem, jolly it will seem

It will rally all the children to wish for better gifts

And the jingle bells will jingle and boost morale throughout my shift

I'll write you a carol and I hope you won't resent

Because in your chimney stocking, you will find a new present

So kids don't be upset, that it's time for me to go

And so I say Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night

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Brand New Christmas Tree written by Joey Clift

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

I'll be the tinsel hanging,

Placed and thrown with the ornaments on an Evergreen

With The Presents Underneath

I'll be the warm oven that's making all the ginger bread

While you sit there and hate on your fruit cake

I’ll be the credit card that helps you afford a P S 4

Christmas gifts make the register go Ka-Ching

I'll be the hot chocolate that brings your favorite memories back as you're sitting there opening presents…

opening presents...

I'll be the magic corn and undo what gravity’s done to you...

You won't have to strain to fly into the sky

I'll be your big red coat buttoned up to keep out the snow

While the sleigh goes up and you’ll say Ho Ho Ho

I’m traveling so far and I’m giving all around

A cookie in my mouth

We'll fly over the sea and the kids will welcome me

With a brand new Christmas Tree

Where decorations change,

I’ll bring you candy canes

The Christmas Stockings Hang

And needles cover ground

Under our bare feet from this brand new Christmas Tree

Brand new Christmas Tree

Santa Is My Name

HoOo oOo…

Santa Is My Name

HoOo oOo…

Santa Is My Name

HoOo oOo…

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This Workshop’s A Prison written by Stephen Perlstein

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

This workshop’s a prison

And these children aren’t your friends

Demanding thrills, gifts, twenty dollar bills

And the wrappings are ripped and then gutted again

And again

There’s deers at the launch ramps, decorated wreaths

And you may skate the grounds on fresh blades in blue knit gown

But elves are not permitted to leave

I know there’s a big world out there of colors more than red and green

In our wrapping room late last night

Bows were almost too bright to see

And I know that it’s not a holiday if it happens every night

Pretending there’s good will I’m scared of krampus

When you’re building by candlelight

What does it take to get egg nog in this place?

What does it take, how long must I make?

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We Will Munch Gingerbreads written by Nick Gligor

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

I've got a workshop with lots of toys

Filling my sleigh up for good girls and boys

And I'm not coming home

Until Christmas is over

and I’m skipping the midnight mass

flying around the world for snacks

And I'm ho’ing at the top of my lungs 

Descending these reindeer onto some roof

Some roof that isn’t mine

And we will munch gingerbreads when the night is finally done

Ho ho ho…

I wanted to walk through a house with treats

Unfortunately they had nothing to eat

And all the gingerbreads were gone when I went to the store

Because your parents just cannot bake, the cookies I eat at an alarming rate

and my hunger won’t be put on hold, 

So no gifts for you

And that’s why kids get coal

(And it won’t be silent night)

And we will munch gingerbreads when the night is finally done

Ho ho ho…

And we will munch gingerbreads when the night is finally done

Ho ho ho…

And we will munch gingerbreads when the night is finally done

Ho ho ho…

And we will munch gingerbreads when the night is finally done

Ho ho ho…

And we will munch

And we will munch

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Clark Griswold written by Stephen Perlstein

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

I was shopping in a Chi-town mall looking for an Under-Gown when it struck me 

That I've been waiting since March to find a tree that I’d cut down... like the movie 

So I changed my plans, hopped into the family Station Wagon and then I called you

"I need you to pretend that it's Christmas time again" you said “Do I need to?”

I want so badly to believe that “it’s the truth, that Claus is real"

And I want cheer in every word, an ornament and a blizzard

I got a gift, a jelly of the month club card, I reached my limit!

The eve it called for snow but it is clear today so I'm angry

My brain had snapped and I yelled "drum roll on the street" and then yelled "hit it!"

And I light you in a style that Clark Griswold would have admired (That movie’s classic)

I want so badly to believe that “it’s the truth, that Claus is real"

And I want cheer in every word, an ornament and a blizzard

I know budgets are tight this year, but do you ever get the fear

That you'll be kidnaped despite the yule I want my bonus I want a new pool.

I want my bonus I want a new pool.

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Recycled Gifts written by Nick Gligor

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

I take a bite

Of a cookie till there’s none in sight

Santa’s feeling blue

Day after Christmas and my job is through

Ho ho ho ho….

Kringle’s beard is white

As the old reindeer refrain from flight

Last night? The moon

Now it’s eggnog and a sense of gloom

Ho ho ho ho….

I watch the children sift through their gifts on the twenty sixth

And from here they can’t see I’m pissed

The sad state of recycled gifts

I watch the children sift through their gifts on the twenty sixth

Calm down, they got their wish

The sad state of recycled gifts

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Children's Letters [Featuring Mrs. Claus] written by Nick Gligor

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

LYRICS:

SANTA

Will someone please call the elves in

Who can pack my gifts and prepare this oaken sleigh

Since I’m deserting you for the holiday

I’ll just accept that it’s Christmas

And I will shut the door like a creature leaving the house

But never stirring; like a mouse from poetry

So, just stay asleep in bed tonight

And I swear I’ll be back by morning time

Tell me as I fly to deliver trinkets, toys and sweaters

I’d rather be with my wife instead of reading Children’s Letters

MRS. CLAUS

I feel the halls have been decked here

You're getting carried away, putting pressure on your elves

With all these visions of sugar plum fairies

But dear I know it’s December

I've made charts and maps that should make your route more clear

I don’t need a lecture on why you have to leave

So please board your sleigh and say Ho ho

SANTA

I am my darling, I love the snow...

BOTH

Ho, ho

SANTA

Tell me as I fly to deliver trinkets, toys and sweaters

That you are still my bride even as I answer Children’s Letters

(Tell me as I fly…)

MRS. CLAUS

I don’t mean to chastise but please be careful out there Kringle

SANTA

(Tell me as I fly…)

MRS. CLAUS

Children need this night as long as there are bells that jingle

SANTA

I know that I ate the fruitcakes that I swear

I'll never devour again

MRS. CLAUS

You've got a belly i can't deny,

But you have a job so Santa, fly...

Santa, fly.

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Sleeping In (On Christmas) written by Joey Clift

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

Last year, it was Christmas Eve

Where a sleigh was pulled by Rudolph and his team.

Where there was never any mystery of who old Santy Claus could be

He was just an elf with nothing to prove

Riding a sleigh pulled by nine reindeers’ hooves

His belly jiggled like it had jelly in the center

And became famous on that day in December

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

Again last night, it was Christmas Eve

Where a sleigh was pulled by Rudolph and his team.

Where concerns about their Amazon prime orders

The parents thought their kids wouldn’t get Transformers

For telling children what they'd like to be gifted

For being nice in hopes of being nice-listed

For giving presents with the real name of the giver

Now we can give any day in December

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

(now we can give any day in December)

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

[x3]

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping

HOOo hoOo hoOo

[x2]

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping

HOOo hoOo hoOo

(It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping)

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping in

It’s Christmas I plan on sleeping

HOOo hoOo hoOo

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Such Great Flights written by Stephen Perlstein

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

I am soaring through the skies.

And the reindeer that do fly

Are nearly limitless and when

they trot they lift off to the sky

And I have to speculate

That Christ himself did bake

Me decorated cookie cakes

As festive goodies for my sleigh

And you, you may seem like a grinch.

But my sleigh won't move an inch

Until you brush your teeth for bed

And fall asleep without a flinch

When you are out there in the snow

For several weeks you hope

And when you scan the gifts at home

I know rudolph will guide me home

They will see us flying in such great flights

“Leave Gifts Now!” They’ll say

But every gift looks perfect from far away,

“Leave Gifts Now!” But, we’ll sleigh.

I tried my best to leave

The gifts under your tree

But the assistant elf said they were grim 

Upon witnessing

And that hanky will not fly.

You will get the nicest ties

And the clothesest clothes with the gifts unwrapped

And Santa’s flying back home

They will see us flying in such great flights

“Leave Gifts Now!” They’ll say

But every gift looks perfect from far away,

“Leave Gifts Now!” But, we’ll sleigh.

They will see us flying in such great flights

They’ll say

But every gift looks perfect from far away,

“Leave Gifts Now!” But, we’ll sleigh.

They will see us flying in such great flights

“Leave Gifts Now!”

They will see us flying in such great flights

“Leave Gifts Now!”

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The North Pole Sleeps Alone Tonight written by Joey Clift. 

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba

LYRICS:

Smeared black soot, your tree is pretty,

the lights barely glistening. Their gift demands

I’m staring at Rudolph wondering, how we’ll make deliveries.

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Thumb my nose... a red outfit with a bag of letters from kids who want presents

That tells your Jew friends I am a visitor here

I am a jolly elf

And the only thing letting me fly is

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

I make a list, check it twice, 

To see if you’ve been naughty or nice

A stranger in your chimney explaining that I am just gift giving

Ms. Clause I must be leaving

Tonight is Christmas Evening

Tonight is Christmas Evening

North Pole sleeps alone tonight

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

I make a list, check it twice, 

To see if you’ve been naughty or nice

A stranger in your chimney explaining that I am just gift giving

Ms. Clause I must be leaving

Tonight is Christmas Evening

Tonight is Christmas Evening

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

Ho Ho Ho

The North Pole sleeps alone tonight after the kids turn out their lights

And send my sleigh soaring into the jolliest evening

Ms. Clause I must be leaving

Tonight is Christmas Evening

Tonight is Christmas Evening

Tonight is Christmas Evening

Tonight is Christmas Evening

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