Gift Up

This Workshop’s A Prison


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Gift Up was produced by Local Business Comedy. 

This Workshop’s A Prison written by Stephen Perlstein

Produced and Mixed by Alec Sherrie

Recorded at Seaward Studios 

Vocals by Nick Gligor, Elizabeth Hayhurst

Additional Instrumental Production by Luke Burba


LYRICS:


This workshop’s a prison

And these children aren’t your friends

Demanding thrills, gifts, twenty dollar bills

And the wrappings are ripped and then gutted again

And again


There’s deers at the launch ramps, decorated wreaths

And you may skate the grounds on fresh blades in blue knit gown

But elves are not permitted to leave


I know there’s a big world out there of colors more than red and green

In our wrapping room late last night

Bows were almost too bright to see

And I know that it’s not a holiday if it happens every night

Pretending there’s good will I’m scared of krampus

When you’re building by candlelight


What does it take to get egg nog in this place?


What does it take, how long must I make?

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