Children's Stories for Bedtime. 3yrs +

Absolutely essential advice whilst having a blood test.

Fridge fear can strike anywhere - in the office, on the beach, and, dangerously, whilst you are driving. Listen to this podcast an banish the problem forever.

The more experience you have the more complicated life becomes. The older you get the more the more experience you gain, the more choices you have, the more emotions you can feel, and more paths life opens for you, allowing one to accumulate more problems, more panic and more trouble effortlessly.

The object of these webisodes is to offer the benefits of my experience, common sense and general brilliance to catch and solve the catastrophes that life hurls at one.

Later, there will be special podcasts, advising and helping those of our communities who seem to attract and carry a larger share of life's calamities - our beloved celebrities and politicians. 

Being over eighty years old and still quite alive I though I would share with you the difficult episodes I have encountered while learning to live, and my triumph over them.

If you are a sensible. well balanced, intelligent being then these podcasts are probably not for you.

6yrs + A broken football and a doll that has lost her head  - what will Father Christmas think?

Parents - fancy a giggle?
Try my other  podcast  https://anchor.fm/bernard009

Music - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - [email protected]
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464
Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.

Subscriber-only episode

7yrs + Derrick is looking for his shoe in the moaning mansion. Charlie has lost Deborah and a pink elephant is sitting on Charlie's car!

Parents - fancy a giggle?
Try my other  podcast  https://anchor.fm/bernard009



F/X credits - freesfx.co.uk/freesound.org


Music-https://johnbartmann.com/

Music - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - [email protected]
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464
Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.

7 yrs + Why did the police and fire brigade arrive when William cleaned his teeth?

Parents - fancy a giggle?
Try my other  podcast  https://anchor.fm/bernard009

Music - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - [email protected]
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464
Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.

6 yrs + Richard has moved into Dark street. Oh my goodness! Poor Richard!

Parents - fancy a giggle?
Try my other  podcast  https://anchor.fm/bernard009

Music - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - [email protected]
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464
Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.

Derrick has still not found his shoe. Charlie has drunk too much ooch. Deborah is having a row with a violin, and the car is still eating purple grass.

Parents - fancy a giggle?
Try my other  podcast  https://anchor.fm/bernard009


F/X credits - freesfx.co.uk/freesound.org


Music-https://johnbartmann.com/

Music - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - [email protected]
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464
Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.

7yrs + Harry's nose is fed up - so are his ears. Why? Because Harry has bought a pair of spectacles!

Parents - fancy a giggle?
Try my other  podcast  https://anchor.fm/bernard009

Music - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - [email protected]
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464
Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.

5yrs+ Arthurs hiding place was so good even the policeman could not find him!

Parents - fancy a giggle?
Try my other  podcast  https://anchor.fm/bernard009

Music - johnbartmann.com
F/X. - freesound.com - Apple Inc.
Coffee - Grandma
Contact - [email protected]
For Adults!
An audio version of IMAGINE, a mystery crime thriller I wrote several years ago is waiting to entertain you at https://www.buzzsprout.com/2156464
Children's book authors!
Slots are available to read your book on the podcast to over a million potential listeners.
For details contact podcast host.