Drew shares a funny, true story about the career he almost had as a radio DJ. Through memories of AM radio, big dreams, and a very short on-air stint, he shows kids how trying something new can be exciting—even if it doesn’t turn out the way you expect.

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A heartfelt story about Mama Missy, the woman who helped raise me and taught me kindness, courage, and the joy of simple days fishing, cooking, and growing up in Goose Creek.

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This story centers on my Brother in Law Pete Hollar.  Pete has always had an immense and wicked sense of humor....you will see this in my story that follows...Boo!

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Old Chile spins a truly unforgettable tale of Texas football, small-town payback, and the most expensive prostate exam in booster club history. When cranky oilman Charlie Bates strong-arms his way into a physical with pediatrician Slip Phillips, things don’t quite go as planned. One frozen latex glove, one hidden camera, and one very public auction later, Charlie finds himself in a bidding war… for his own humiliation. It’s crude, cold, and comedy gold. Let’s just say Sweetwater never forgets.

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Old Chile introduces us to Roy—the flashiest, fiercest, most unforgettable character to ever disco-dance into danger. From silk shirts and diamond-studded Rolexes to wartime poker rings and after-hours shootouts, Roy wasn’t just a man—he was a walking firecracker in gator loafers. In this explosive tale (literally), Chile recounts how a would-be robbery turned into a foot-blasting lesson from one bad old man who was not in the mood. Brace yourself—this one’s loud, legendary, and 100% Roy.

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Old Chile takes you on a “high-stakes” investigation straight out of a gumbo-flavored detective novel—minus the professionalism. It’s 1974, and a routine child custody surveillance turns into a beer-soaked stakeout, complete with pork rinds, pizza, and near arrest. When four armed men surround the car in the dead of night, Chile braces for the end—until one of them turns out to be a frat brother with a badge. It’s part Magnum P.I., part Dumb and Dumber, and all classic Chile.

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Old Chile stirs up a Texas-sized tale of friendship, faith, and 75 gallons of gumbo gone rogue. When the local Episcopal minister ropes him and the McKinney police chief into cooking for a church fundraiser, things quickly go off-recipe—no silverware, no idea how to use the soup kettles, and a final gumbo spill that sends the neighborhood pets into a Cajun frenzy. It’s a story of community, chaos, and just enough roux to raise $10K (and a few eyebrows). Bring your appetite—this one’s loaded.

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Old Chile lifts the curtain on one of life’s more delicate adventures: his very own vasectomy, or as he calls it—The Gelding. With plenty of pre-op “research” (read: beers and bad advice), a homegrown shave job, and enough one-liners to keep the surgical staff blushing, Chile turns a nerve-wracking rite of passage into a comedy of errors. From pink Easter egg jokes to post-op lightning bolts, this is a tale of bravery, humility, and exactly two too many cocktails. Buckle up—it’s a cut above the rest.

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Old Chile brings the party—and a handful of .22 bullets—to a not-so-peaceful sixth birthday bash. With tap shoes for Lucy, a bullhorn for Brian, and four shiny cartridges tucked under his tongue, Chile manages to dodge Simon Says, fake-swallow live ammo, and send a roomful of moms into a frenzy. A call to Goose Creek Hospital, a dramatic drive, and a very smug confession later… let’s just say no one blew out more candles than Chile did that day.

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Old Chile takes us back to one fateful Thursday night filled with Groucho Marx, choir practice, and a surprise trip to the emergency bathroom. While Mom and Dad sang hymns, Chile stayed home with his TV-loving grandmother and a junk drawer full of temptation. One pen knife, one overstuffed chair, and one nose later… well, let’s just say Groucho wasn’t the only one delivering sharp punchlines. A bloody mess, a swift handoff, and a closet full of secrets—this one cuts deep (literally).

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