If you're sick on your birthday do you get a year older? Listen to us blabber about the Smooth Tour 2020, ATM expectations, getting rid of old people, convenience store fires, a semen extraction machine, Alex Jones, an explosive submission, playing with fire and fireworks, the egging of Slim's car and more.

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