The Dapper Dads

THE FINAL EPISODE! What do you even say at a time like this? It feels like we've already said it all  we just don't remember exactly what it was. We say some things in this episode also. Some of the usual and some sincere things for once. Thanks to everybody who ever listened to us regardless of how much and how often. We will never understand but and will always be proud even when we shouldn't be. We ask that you respect our privacy as we both disappear forever and never speak of this again.

With love, The Dads

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WE LOVE YA

EPISODE 176! #9 of the FINAL 10! We discuss drinking early, how we would kill someone, a female Slim, playing with a bunch of dogs, speaking in third person, ice cubes, a man that drives up and yells at you about stuff, twins and coke, not lasting long while cooking pizza, a lot of Michael McDonald, pee sink, the repercussions of eating burgers, the hit song Closing Time and much more.

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EPISODE 175! #8 of the FINAL 10! We discuss being suspects in each others deaths, edible underwear, having half a kid, causing a scene in an Olive Garden, the tv show Perfect Strangers, a little league game, horny goat weed, final jerks, making and finding a sex tape, a breakfast mac and cheese and much more

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EPISODE 174! #7 of the FINAL 10! We discuss putting the dog down, teeth, a world class freakout, hot foods, bong water, a creepy man, doing a driveby and guns in general, the Miser brothers, a Human Centipede scenario, going to the Trapt show, babies and much more.

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EPISODE 173! #6 of the FINAL 10! There are some very weird and annoying audio issues in this one but we think for the most part it's still decent. We discuss The Chronicles of Narnia, old timey candy, bad Onlyfans, catchy songs, jerking together, waterparks, a retired doctor, swallowing food, Megadeth, a submission with a bunch of would you rathers and more.

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EPISODE 172! #5 of the FINAL 10! We discuss Cherry Poppin' Daddies, Fuel energy drink, using dynamite, a confusing hat, being propositioned for a cigarette, a party in the balls, a detailed recap of Drama's return to the doctor, having nice dick days, still not wanting to smell farts, what game show we want to be on and much more.

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EPISODE 171! #4 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss yoga, standing on money to become taller, rockstars that should be dead, best way to do drugs, airing out horny texts post death, air bud, Victoria's Secret, coins, cigarette butts, sweaty men smells, missing birds, a husband with a special talent, gym floors and much more

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EPISODE 170! #3 out of the FINAL 10! We discuss a Van Halen mashup, bumping into a dedicated fan in the future, Drama's new podcast, "updates" on Slim's "health", a dead parent party, being large horny, which one of us is the looks (and the brains), an intense workplace story, our roles in a heist and much more.

GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN NOW OR NEVER BABY

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EPISODE 169! #2 of the FINAL 10! We discuss the act of 69ing, a well lit butthole, some wifi issues, meetings with the devil, farts and crap, an intense recap of Slim's recent injury, Drama's dads hands, a submission test and much more.

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EPISODE 168! #1 of the final 10 episodes! We discuss using your genie wish to see a friend's pain, being delicate in the butt, Onlyfans (again), no longer having the concept of time, shitty Walmart employees and shitting with Walmart employees, unusual lubricants, poor performances, first jerks and ejacts, a story from another podcast and much more.

GET YOUR SUBMISSIONS IN NOW BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!

www.patreon.com/dapperdads is still poppin'

Call/text 402-7DAPPER (402-732-7737) while you still can

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