Sungjae Im is now an American homeowner! Nick Faldo, Michelle Wie, and the broadcast team covering The Masters were horrendous, and Chris somehow argues the greatness of James Braid (Won the 1901 British Open). Meanwhile, DJ conducted a spectacular masterpiece and elevated his career among the all-time greats. In other news, Tiger made a 10 on hole 12 and Bryson was allegedly too dizzy to hit a golf ball. No Euro Zone this week, because, well, no one really gives a shit.