Chisme with Melissa and Robert

Christmas isnt over yet and we're giving you the best gift ever, an episode where we talk about our worst sexual experiences! Happy holla-dayz! Avoid your family by listening to Alex, Robert, and Melissa talk about their grossest, most embarrassing, and smallest encounters with men. This is way better than sitting around and being passive aggressive with your family.

Do you like fried chicken and big dicks? Then this episode is for you! Join us as we sing and talk about two of Robert's favorite things!

We were off last week because one of Melissa's dogs died but to make it up to you, here's one of our funniest episodes. To the soundtrack of Madonna, we learn why Robert hates drink tickets, Melissa's most pressing question for the world, and being the best BFFs ever. There's singing, there's cursing, there's a whole lot of nonsense, it's perfect for Monday morning!

Our friend Alex joins us in discussing how social media can help find a lover, our abilities to hold grudges, major spoilers on AHS Apocalypse and How to Get Away with Murder, Robert starting his own podcast, and Thanksgiving plans. Check it out!

It's our first episode after taking a three week recording break and it's all about James' penis! And we also talk about the mid-term results, brace faces, lots of American Horror Story spoilers, and RuPaul's Drag Race All-Stars. But it's mostly about James' penis.

We have a short episode this week but you can still get your fix. Listen as we discuss titties, what Melissa and Robert's genitals would sound like if they could talk, and sex positivity!

Cher! Sings! ABBA! Join us as we listen to Cher's cover of ABBA songs, Melissa relives numerous traumatic events from high school, Robert sings, and Melissa and Robert verbally abuse each other. It's one of our healthiest episodes yet!

It's Episode 5 and Robert is letting loose because apparently he's been holding back! We spoil the most recent How to Get Away With Murder, Melissa is conflicted about Kanye, and so much more! Not really, it's mostly just us laughing at each other but hey, you're really not doing anything else.

It's our first episode! We discuss Beto vs Ted, Pumpkin Spice Latte season, the Cardi B vs Nicki Minaj feud, Hood Snacks, Les Moonves, fall TV, and Lady Gaga.

We're back for episode 2! We discuss Beto and Ted's first debate (meh), Trump's FEMA alerts (bad), Stormy's book (worse), Soon Yi (blink if you need rescuing, girl!), Veronica Mars coming back (save us!), and I explain to Robert how babies are made.