In this episode, we talk about The Rite(2011), what an icon Anthony Hopkins is, and which of the Popes are cool. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Repo The Genetic Opera(2008), how Blind Mags truly has big d*ck energy, and whether or not Nathan’s a bad guy. Email us at chismosas.and.chainsaws!

In this episode, we talk about The VVitch(2015), how beautiful Thomasin’s hair is, and what an icon Black Phillip is. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Prom Night(1980), what an icon Jamie Lee Curtis is, and how familiar those songs at the dance sound. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Sinister(2012), how weird Ethan Hawks is, and how Reyna thinks it’s just a worse version of The Ring. Email us at [email protected]!

In this episode, we talk about Carrie(1976), how much older these “high schoolers” look, and how truly iconic this film is. Email us at [email protected]!

In our shortest episode yet, we talk about The Human Centipede(2009), how utterly gross the concept is, and how it does the sub genre torture porn in the worst way possible. Email us at [email protected]!

CONTENT WARNING: we do talk about rape and suicide in this episode. In this episode, we talk about Unfriended(2014), how terrible kids are in high school, and why you shouldn’t keep butcher knives in your bedroom. Email us at [email protected]!

CONTENT WARNING: About 25 minutes in, we talk about the deaths of Heather O’Rourke and Dominique Dunne. In this episode, we talk about Poltergeist(1982), how people think it’s a cursed film series, and what a breath of fresh air it is to have a family to root for. Email us at [email protected]!

Heads up: there’s a strange lag for about 50 minutes of this episode due to some connectivity issues when recording. In this episode, we talk about Scream 2(1997), how cool Sidney Prescott still is, and what makes a serial killer. Email us at [email protected]!