Ever wonder what happens when a bartender offers you tequila after nearly five years of sobriety? Jeff and Sam are back with "Chit Chat Bitches," serving up their unfiltered holiday recap that's equal parts heartwarming and chaotic.

From restaurant drama to stadium tears, this episode has it all. Jeff reflects on his reputation for being direct with staff (he's "softened in old age," apparently), while recounting a New Year's Eve shift that tested his patience. The weekend adventures escalated quickly—murder mystery games, a house party during treacherous driving conditions, and someone they dubbed "Fat Kid Rock" performing at Nashville's celebration.

But things got real at the Bills game. When the entire crowd emotionally sang "Iris" as Steve Tasker delivered his final farewell to the stadium, even watching clips later brought tears. The game itself? Let's just say projectile vomiting in the aisles and a justified boyfriend defending his girlfriend's dignity made for unforgettable moments.

Meanwhile, Sam powered through a New Year's anniversary dinner at Graylin despite running a fever. The bone marrow was divine, though $280 for their half of the bill (with wine and desserts) definitely felt like New Year's pricing. Cameron caught the flu immediately after, which led to an unexpected Canadian border crossing for wedding dress shopping.