Sam and Jeff are heading to Seattle and they're buzzing with anticipation. They've been researching Pike Market, debating whether to try clams and oysters, and considering a true crime tour. (Though they joke they'll probably be asleep by 10 PM anyway.)

The conversation weaves through Nancy Grace's return to cover a missing person case and America's Most Wanted, before landing on their bigger plan: a trip to Pigeon Forge, Tennessee. Sam's planning to visit Dollywood, a True Crime Museum with six floors covering everything from medieval crime to serial killers, plus a Titanic Museum and Noah's Ark Museum.

Between weekend stories about disappointing beer festivals and awkward comedy fundraisers, they share their struggle through an intense hot yoga class that left them repeatedly retreating to child's pose. One of them discovered they get faint when consuming cannabis while meal prepping, which led to ordering Alibaba Kebabs instead of cooking.

Sam's been watching Love is Blind and questioning why contestants with ideal partners keep pursuing others, critiquing Stranger Things for making magical abilities contingent on coming-out storylines, and expressing outrage over Tyra Banks's handling of serious incidents on America's Next Top Model.

Ready for some honest takes on travel plans, reality TV drama, and weekend adventures?