I hereby do solemnly swear…to be as unhinged, sexy and insane as possible this year 😆🤌🏽 BEEETCH! Wussup fam?! Listen in as I share why TF we’re doing what TF we want (*caveat being: as long as we don’t hurt ourselves or anyone else*) in 2023 🎉 It’s February 1st and I’ve already blocked 3 MFers today. Try me 🙃 In tonight’s episode I also discuss racism and why the new film “You People” made such an impression on me and anyone who doesn’t like it is probably low key rockin a confederate tattoo. Anyhoodles 🤭🤭🤭 Get fxxxed. Respectfully 😘 Connect with me here!

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Happy New Years Eve Eve, TCLLT! Strap in or don’t…She got a lot to say tonight and if you’re a sensitive cupcake, you have been warned 🧁🤌🏽 Let’s talk about the #TCLLT norm: Society, human behavior and of course some sprinkles of foul language, films/shows I’ve recently watched and love! (No spoilers: Don’t Worry Darling, Barbarian, The White Lotus). There are plenty of life lessons included, mainly NOT GIVING A FXXX. Happy No FXXXs Given Friday! Ciao, Ciao 2022! 👋🏽. Connect with me here!

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Holy shizzle! It’s Spooky Szn! 🤡🎃💀 Where has the time gone?! Hustlin’ mah babes! Listen in as I share whyyyyy it’s so eemporaant to protect your energy, do your shadow work and persevere regardless of what anyone has to say about it. Happy New Moon and Scorpio szn 😈 Also, of course! We discuss Horror. I’ve been rewatching my regular faves but had to share my thoughts on X, Hellraiser 2, Halloween Ends and Terrifier 2 🔪🩸Some spoils but I’ll give a heads up in the episode. Opening song is “Scream Saver” by Subtronics my current banger 🔊 Peep my links to support this podcast 💛 The #TCLLT Playlist on Spotify:

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Happy No FXXXs Given Friday, TCLLT! Listen in as I break down the importance of celebrating W’s (wins) and acknowledging L’s (losses). I share why I’m inspired by BadAss Women and why I work towards being one despite the societal backlashes of it 🤘🏽 Season 5 of The Handmaid’s Tale is coming and I review some eemporaant take aways from the last 3 episodes of Season 4 (SPOILERS-but if you’ve seen the trailer for 5, you already know 🤪). I also discuss how music is a massive turn on and share some great music that has been featured in current blockbuster shows and how happy I am about it. How do I get a job picking the soundtrack of shows & films? I want 💜🤘🏽 SALAMAT for listening, frens!

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Frens! Let’s check in-how are you, Tribe? Are you good? Join me for tonight’s episode where I share ideas for how you can get back on track when you’re feeling like your energy has been affected (either by outside sources or internal work we need to do). I dissect RENAISSANCE and relate it to life, discuss the differences between arrogance & confidence, and lots of talk about why self-reflection, self-confidence & self-love are muy eemporaant. Also, how doing things that make you uncomfortable and push you outside of your comfort zone can and will make you a more well-rounded human. Enjoy the delirious energy! Lurve yas 💛 Connect with me here!

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Omagash you guysh! Haiiiiiii! Did you miss me, cuz I missed y’all 🥹 Listen in as I share where I’ve been for the last few months, rap about this Full Buck Moon, existential crises, Beyoncé amping us up, energy we’re moving with now and manifesting! Beeeetch…You already know-“Strap in or don’t!” Luv u #TCLLT 💛. Podcast links:

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Güten Morgen, fam! I woke up today and felt called to share some recent inspiration whilst having my morning coffee & gratitude sesh. Listen in to my rough morning voice and let’s take life by the horns again…except FIGURATIVELY because be nice to animals and don’t be a p.o.s. human. Grab your coffee/tea, maybe a pen & paper and let’s manifest sum güd shiet. Luv y’all! Connect with me here!

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Happy February! 🎉🥳 It’s been Aquarius season and I definitely relished in it…but as we move into a new month, I wanted to share where I’ve been and what I’ve been up to. From deeeeep self-reflection, human behavior observations, show updates (Inventing Anna, Tinder Swindler, Ozark, Euphoria, Cheer & TGE) and genuine concern for the human race…Strap in or don’t!

Also…If you, or someone you know, is in need of help, please speak to someone:

The National Suicide Prevention Lifeline is a United States-based suicide prevention network of over 160 crisis centers that provides 24/7 service via a toll-free hotline with the number 1-800-273-8255. It is available to anyone in suicidal crisis or emotional distress.

Today’s episode also discussed the sad injustices of more Black females in the headlines. This is an unfortunate, common topic and it needs to stop. I can’t even keep up with all of the victims and stories that are not brought to light. Please bring attention to these two stories I recently researched and needed to speak on:

Lauren Smith-Fields (TIPS Hotline: 203-576-TIPS) Bridgeport, Connecticut

LaVena Johnson

(I haven’t watched it but the documentary The Silent Truth on Tubi/Amazon/IMDb).

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Happy New Year, Tribe! 🎉 Ooooo she got a lot to say today 😂 Strap in! In todays episode I discuss becoming (or becoming again) the main character in your own life, the judgement that comes with that, depression, movies that will break your heart-but are so relevant to the human experience, EUPHORIA 💜💙 (no spoilers) and how I think we can make the world a better place. I don’t know, let’s discuss. This show is brought to you by me ☺️ www.ChocoLumpia.com SALAMAT 4 listening! 💛 Opening song: “When I R.I.P.” by Labrinth.