The guys are back with a spicy episode! Working in some new bits and some old. They begin to devolve into the ever boring topic of performative male culture and podcasts, as well as the truthfulness of compliments from strangers. Topping it off with a reflection on childhood trauma. What fun! We hope you enjoy! Please leave a comment about literally anything!

Ethan embarrassed himself at a Mexican restaurant and can't figure out his microphone, and Michael won't stop making stupid noises and talking!Welcome back! It's been a while but we are so back. We made it to 10 Episodes!! And coincidentally we also hit 100 Subscribers!! We are extremely grateful to hit these mile stones so thank you all for the love and support. Please leave a comment about literally anything and we will address it.

Welcome back Chompers! In this episode, our producer Roger finally makes an appearance in the physical form and chimes in throughout the episode as we reflect on our own podcast, discuss common English expressions, and propose lucrative business opportunities! Ethan pitches another rap song, again! We hope you enjoy, so please leave a comment telling us your thoughts, and leave a like!

Michael and Ethan are back with another episode! After a week off, it gets real nerdy on the pod. They talk about D&D, Minecraft, and Voice Acting. What a couple of dorks! We hope you enjoy the episode, please leave us all the feedback you can. We read every word, so thank you. Don't forget to follow us on all of our social medias and subscribe!

This episode is all about the story of Ethan getting towed. Michael makes sure that Ethan doesn't get too angry.

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Chapters:0:00 Intro0:30 Ethan’s feetback 2:11 AI comment4:24 What’s Michael sippin on?6:18 What’s Ethan sippin on?7:00 Violators will be toad22:30 Sports betting on plays26:51 Outro

Ethan is back with another song! This week, its a rap written by Shakespeare himself. Meanwhile, Michael can't stop talking about poop and defending his favorite sandwich. They both can't stop laughing and arguing. Enjoy!

Chapters:

0:00 Intro

2:05 Shakespeare Rap

4:48 Ethan explains his rap lyrics

7:22 Quit while youre ahead

7:50 Ethan's poop caused a dilemma at lunch

12:25 shoutouts ft. michael's shirt

13:17 poop dilemma continued

15:00 michael had really long poop

16:12 Subway vs. Potbelly

17:11 Ethan tries to get a bit going

18:19 The Mr. Beast analogy

19:38 What is Michael sipping on!?

20:51 Michaels Bit: Customer who needs his coffee hotter

28:19 Outro

This week, Michael describes his awkwardness around women while Ethan talks about a different podcast. They bond over similar experiences with scary stories, and imagine a world that resembles a cartoon one! They can't stop arguing and singing throughout the whole thing. Enjoy!

This week, Ethan and Michael explore Ethan's backpacking trip and his newly founded rap career. Enjoy!

Chapters:0:00 Intro3:13 Ethan's Rap Career + A Surprise Bug9:02 Ethan went on a trip11:33 we have social media and ethan doesnt do anything13:00 Ethan wrote some lyrics and writing poetry13:55 Breaking down Dababy songs (insecure)15:40 If Shakespeare wrote DaBaby songs 17:00 Ethan went camping and saw animals and other things21:08 People having s*x in the forest23:19 Everything but the kitchen sink25:37 Ethan got sick camping27:32 A Titular Segment29:30 Ethan's Bit31:20 Outro

We're back with another episode! This time, we explore some new bits and new concepts like interviews! We hope you enjoy!

It's official! We have a name and everything! Who knows...we might actually be a real podcast.