Forget cancel culture. Long live Cankle Couture, Chongatron's official clothing line for ugly mean spirited fat white women with no sense of humor, and far too much agency. Cankle Couture- because you need to look good when you're throwing a fit on Twitter, or complaining to the Starbuck's manager that they're out of cake pops.

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