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Let's here it for Rat gettin mesmerized by a lanyard between some big swangin' nurse titties. Them titties had homey cluckin like a chicken when he opened his eyes and shit dawg. These titties deserve our support and respect as they're first responder titties. Holly's titties said Let's Snuggle written on them during the podcast. Sorry dawg, all I can remember about this episode are titties.

The gang gets drunk and records an episode with Brandon. We all just wanted to burp into you, our listeners ears, Dan later puked vodka and cranberry into a living room trash can around midnight. Holly, who is a mean nasty drunk, strikes Dan in this episode for asking who she voted for. Special guest is Ashley Joe Meeker who runs a hardcore indie backyard alternative to highschool football.

Edgar is back to remind you why you prefer him when he isn't around.

Holly's Election Night War of the World's. Questions from the sex ed class. Edgar's back. Edgar and Rat prove they are not in fact, the same person by interacting after 52 episodes. Edgar compares himself to that gay guy on Netflix. Escape Room End Boss Domantas Vorga is our guest. Dan is under the delusion that he is a black man. Dan talks more about killing himself. Holly does a reddit. Rat and Edgar tell stories about drinking and behaving as beasts, you know, the usual. Holly's War of the Worlds concludes. 

Chongatron unveils Jim America and his plan for the election. We take to task how evil and racist many songs from our past are since we are unable to handle the uses and misuses of history. We take apart Danny Kaye and the Andrews Sister's Civilization, the film Platform, and Secret Garden by Bruce Springsteen. We blow UPS drivers for black market vanilla beans and Rat teaches us about being an afficionado of car washes, sluts, and car wash sluts. Danny and Holly smoke dabs throughout the episode and can't tell if it's funny or not because we were too high. Holly ends up screaming Limp Bizkit lyrics at Dan while eating coconut cream from the bottle.

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Is this the end? What should we do? Are we being pussies?

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Finally, the finale of the Darryl and Darryl saga.

In Edgar's absence we've reached out to his arch nemesis, Jay, who is even more of a real life murder hobo than Edgar was.

Jay recently blew out his asshole. Holly get's visited by the archangel Uriel who deigns her the one who will save all of creation, but he had no further information. Allegedly. I haven't heard the episode and don't believe her. Dan does Dan things like complain and do Doctor Cocknballs bits about service industry animals. Rat sits at the back of the class and casts buffs for all of us so we can stand tall in battle. I'm hastened and blessed right now. It's pretty sweet. My dick grew about two inches.

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Involunatary brain surgery can't kill us. Mental wards can't kill us. My wife who now hates me can't kill us. Chonga por vida holmes. Dontchu know I'm loco?

Inner City Sex Ed. Greg Miller's show and tell about his magnificent penis of tomorrow. Wings of Redemption. Holly's pussy is bleeding. Bible Study Hour. Dan gets MK Ultra'd by booger and semen eating fan of the podcast. Depends Magnum. Nexium. Dan's story about beating four counts of assault with a deadly weapon on the stand your ground law.Daryl and Daryl try to make a skin suit, buy minithins and then tar themeselves to infiltrate BLM. Cuties. Jason Bermas did 911. Miss Olajimbo explains to Emporer Rat Bastard that he is too fat to fly.

The N-Word is the shredded cheddar cheese of words. Yes, it's bad for your health, bad for your soul, bad for your karma. But life is so bland without the N-word. This podcast, unfortunately, doesn't contain the N-word. So expect it to taste bland like a baked potato covered only in butter and salt. We recommend that our listeners punctuate the comedy of this podcast by saying the N-Word themselves, whenever you, the listener deem it to be appropriate.


Today's Chongatron follows the adventures of Daryl, a methed out West Virginian hunter, and Daryl, a talking cartoon armadillo drug hallucination. Listen as they hatch a plan to combat Black Lives Matter, before the rioters reach his rural trailer park. Also in this episode, Sex Ed Class, Breast Cancer Awareness, and Tom Hanks conspiracies.

Copyright disclaimer - Section 107 of the 1976 Copyright Act allows for fair use for the purposes of criticism or comment or farce.

Bubblewrap ASMR. Rat's words for advice for young people about drinking mouthwash. Gay Fallout sketch. Dan demands his cohosts play him to the mic. Kyle Rittenhouse Robotron. A brief history of western literature. A whole bunch of repetative back in the day reminiscing and bullshit. Holly's Hee Haw Joke.

Contains samplessourced from Reading Rainbow and Fallout.

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The goddamn mayor's on my ass Callahan. You've gone and done it. Let's see. Last night you crashed the Goodyear Blimp into the Meadowlands Stadium during a Jet's playoff game, you performed Lingchi on a person of interest in a counterfitting case and that was played on the Jumbotron, and you handcuffed the wheelchair of a perp to your patrol car, the same perp you crippled last month, for lets see, failure to yield to a yellow light. So just what do you have to say for yourself Harry?

Harry Callahan - "Well sargent, I'd beat him until he pissed himself and I didn't want the back of the squad car to smell... Sigh. Badge and gun?"

Yes. Leave your badge and gun.

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