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Holly takes the reigns in this, the double-triple episode.

We are so big, we are releasing a clip episode from various episodes that were deemed "unfit to air" by HR.

01-2020 - H.R. and Holly attempt to replace Edgar and Dan with two random guys that answered an ad on craigslist named Quiff and Clint. A confrontation between Dan and his new replacements ensues.

03-2020 - Emperor Rat Bastard melts down over restaraunts shutting down during the pandemic.

04-2020 - Dan gives Rat unsolicited advice to fix his depression as a self help guru.

05 - 2019 - The ending of our first episode, recorded onto Edgar's phone, at his noisy Mexican house full of 37 relatives and a dozen large dogs, maybe he's got a chicken or two running around his garage, cartel guys coming and going. More advertisements from fake Italian buisnesses.

Holly uncovers breaking news about the relationship between Kim Jong Un and Kim Yo Jong. Dan becomes a doomsday prepper and Edgar is gay.

Come on down lil buckaroos for another episode of Uncle Dan's Dude Ranch, Today Karen the Clydesdale and Cowboy Dan teach children how to deal with pesky swarthy strangers walking on your homestead.

Somehow the episode turns into ten solid minutes of a woman loudly queefing.

More of the same.

Features - Edgar is a creepy sex hobo, Germany turns the world into sausage, Gay Asian Tupac, Wrestlemania as the Masque of Red Death, Butt Genies, The game "Say a number,"  Karen as the new N Word for white women, Doctor Cocknballs the Erotic Organ Grinder, Pete Zepasta's Pepperoni Playhouse, and Dick Justice: Sex Detective is hired by a man who is being cucked by a midget pretending to be his son.

Tom Cruise Booze Cruise. John Holmes VHS Nightdrive By Perturbator. Scientology Awards Ceremony. How many children can you kill in a deathmatch? Midget Deathmatches. Hobo Lice Fights. Midget Mafia. Gay Mafia. Lisa Frank Nightmare. Another visit from Doctor Cocknballs the Erotic Sea Org Deckhand and Erotic Cryptid Hunter.  Happy Harry Hard-On's Hazmat Whores. Billy Bob Boston's Boys in Bubbles. Edgar turns into a weeaboo. Holly wants everyone to commit suicide. Pauley Porticini's Drive thru Suicide Parlor. Edgar infects us with the Corona Virus. Dan solicits the audience to be his JO Buddy. The gang discusses scissoring. Edgars Mom is gang affiliated because she's Mexican and his dad sold cocaine. Edgar starts talking about train riders he knew because he's drunk on cheap boxes of white zinfindel. Dan's idea for a novel where he admits to a series of unsolved crimes he didn't actually commit. Edgar hates Brandon for being a cuck. Dan and Holly cut a wrestling promo on Brandon. Brandon's feet look like red onions someone took a cheese grater to and they smell like limburgher. Dan finds a way to get away with saying the n-word by quoting racists to show how racist they are. I Found that Essence Rare by Gang of Four. Brandon responds to Edgar. Advice to Redditors.

Newscaster pandemic sketch. Commercials - Greg Ghiradelli's Gadfly Guy's Grill and Postmates Plague Doctor Masks. The End of Radio by Shellac. Dan and Edgar join the mauraders. A demon convinces drunk Edgar that he will shit fabulous jewels. 10 vs 10 State by State Kumite Tournament. Due to social distancing we have nothing to talk about but Netflix documentaries. Advice to redditors. How will the world end? Holly and Edgar interview Dr. Cocknballs the Erotic Big Game Hunter. Virus (Instrumental) by Deltron 3030.

This one is pretty gay, even though it's our 25th episode.