ChongaTron

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When literature student Edgar goes to interview young entrepreneur Dan, he encounters a man who is beautiful, brilliant, and intimidating. The unworldly, innocent Edgar is startled to realize he wants this man and, despite his enigmatic reserve, finds he is desperate to get close to him. Unable to resist Edgar's quiet beauty, wit, and independent spirit, Dan admits he wants him, too—but on his own terms.
 
Shocked yet thrilled by Dan's singular erotic tastes, Edgar, the dumb beaner, hesitates. For all the trappings of success—his multinational businesses, his vast wealth, his loving family—Dan is a man tormented by demons and consumed by the need to control. When the couple embarks on a daring, passionately physical affair, Edgar discovers Danny's secrets and explores his own dark desires.

This book is intended for mature audiences.

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We were gone. Two of us were in New Orleans. One of us was in the hospital. The other one was a drunk lazy Mexican. But we're back.

Our mothers couldn't kill us. Our father's couldn't kill us. Our own hearts couldn't kill us. None of you fuckers could kill us. Not for lack of trying though. Chongatron is immortal. Chongatron is gay. Chongatron in eternal. Chongatron is forever. Long live Chongatron.

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Straight up loc'd down OG, get off my dick this is gangsta crip, West Side, bout to pull a hoo-ride and be wanted for a homicide.

The gang is back from Long Beach, where they joined the rollin 20s, a set of the LBC. A horrible tragedy occurs, resulting in the death of God Emperor Rat Bastard, so I heard, we weren't there or involved or anything, and our heart and prayers go out to his family. This episode is dedicated to his memory, and is a celebration of his life.

Topics include - The life of a westcoast gangsta. Doin hoodrat shit with our cousins. Crimes, heists and schemes to get out of this ghetto trap.  Playing house with inner city black school children. Nigerian women's thoughts on American race relations. Advice for dealing with police officers. A Real American Corner about Jamaican Karate Instructor named Anubis who taught classes from a temple to Egyptian gods.  And crack based dieting tips.

RIP "Rat Bastard"  born 1988 died 2019.

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Starring Dan as himself, Dan as Holly and Dan as Edgar in an acting tour-de-force remnicient of Eddie Murphy. Written by Dan. Directed by Dan. Audio Engineered by Dan. Recorded by Dan. Produced by Garrett Carlton. Dialogue Coached by Dan. Key Gripped by Dan. Best Boy is Dan. Better Boy is Dan. Good Boy is Dan. Casting by Dan. Costuming by Dan.

Featuring Dan's special guest Emperor Rat Bastard.

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Edgar was busy, so we decided another guest would be cool. And who else, but the infamous Amanda? It's ladies night tonight ya'll. See Holly and Amanda geek out with each other as always. You'll soon hate to love us both. A friendship made in heaven, or maybe Taco Bell...

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Emperor Rat Bastard sends Holly to fight in the gladiator pits, for the glory of Chonga, as Edgar and Daniel forced to act as geishas for Japanese Businessmen. Will Holly succeed and become champion of the arena? Winning means a free vacation to Long Beach California to feast on gelato, and losing is certain death.

Who will survive? Find out this Chongatron Time, this Chongatron Episode.

Featuring,  A Meeting With Human Resources, Terrence Howard's Math Knowledge, Urine, MC Smelly Smell and Cockmaster Flash, Scietific Papers on Penis Length, A P.E. Coach Who Cares, and a story about a tragic family.

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Hey, we're gay, and we hear voices, and Edgar won't stop talking about his damn rapey fantasies. We realized we are living in 70 AD as gnostic rebels. Being too high can make girls sound really dumb. Woke Stone Cold shows up for a refreshing La Croix. God Emperor Rat Bastards' reign of terror continues.....but for how long? Tune in next week....

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All Hail Rat Bastard. The Rat is Holy. The Penis is Evil. We are Rat.

Our management forces us to say that. We are contractually obligated to say that. Due to the immense success of Rat Bastard on the podcast Rat is elevated to his proper place amongst the populi, the God Emperor of ChongaTron. Now our entire reality is manifested through Rat.

We are stuck in an illusion, a simulation, a black iron prison... And we were placed here by a nefarious demiurge. How will Danny, Edgar and Holly find their way out? THE EMPIRE NEVER ENDED. Also Edgar is back.
 

Part two of Rat Bastard. Very little Holly (me) in the second part of this one. Maybe you like the idea of that and maybe you don't. Either way, 9/11 was an inside job. This one is more of a hang out.

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In part one of a very special ChongaTron: We invite Rat, our one fan, onto the podcast for an interview. Like the most popular podcasts, we bend like a reed in the wind, allowing our fans to dictate what opinions and beliefs we hold. Dan continues to become Archie Bunker. We abuse our one fan for being a proud Cherokee warrior. Holly gets treated for hysteria by a holistic gynecologist. Holly becomes a riotgrrl and is empowered by her B.P.F. Rat gets molested by patients in a nursing home. And all the success of having one fan goes to Dan's head and he gets consumed by paranoia that the feds are after him. Finally, Rat tells a story about his inbred father killing a cowboy. Edgar is gone for the week because he's doing Mexican things.

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