ChongaTron

Our employers Gary Carlton and Anika Olajimbo hired a man to replace Edgar, named "Better Edgar." When he joins Dan and Holly his true identity is revealed as the God Emperor Rat Bastard, who disguised himself in a sombrero and pancho. Rat has returned to seek vengence. By the God Emperor's decree, ChongaTron's format is changed to a comedic advice show... Even though Rat wants to castrate Dan, the gang agrees he is still better than Edgar.

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This is some embarassing shit that we don't condone or excuse. Sucks to be Holly right now. Somebody goes to jail for real this time boys.

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Dan and Holly hold an intervention for Edgar about his obsession with bad word. wrong-think no-no talk.

Then Edgar accidentally invokes the name of Rat Bastard. Who rises from the dead in search of vengence on all of Chonga.

In this episode of Chongatron, Dan and Holly are joined by a special guest. Today we talked with a deeply closeted homosexual man who is married, with kids. Listen to him explain the toll it takes on a man's soul to live a lie. Hear his stories of lying and hiding his true self away from his wife and children. Ladies and Gentlemen, please give a warm welcome to this week's guest, Edgar.

Things reach a dramatic turning point when Dan forces Edgar to record the podcast at gunpoint. He's unclear on who his real family is, and where his priorities lie. He needs a readjustment before full measures have to be taken. A final solution to our problems is always on the table. No loose ends. ChongaTron declares a gang war on other local podcasts. Holly and Edgar share their lucid sex dreams, which includes one of them running from a murderer and the other being Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. The Video Vigilante can suck Dan's dick for $20. The group discuss how Holly's big vagina compares to Elon Musk's colonization of space, and James Cameron's bathyscape adventures. Includes paid promotion from fake Italian businesses.

Yo dawg. The peeps chug 40s of OE and Coors and babble incoherently about pulling jack moves on some mark ass busters. Checkin fools street cred. YOLO style. That's the cool lingo now days, right? I'm just like you, my fellow high schoolers, just a hep cat trying to score some diggity dank reefers. Just another gangsta tryin to chillaxe with my homey and my bae. It gets real beefy on this episode you little pissbitch.

After the episode Edgar stumbled into the middle of our street and pissed in front of our neighbors.

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Once upon a Christmas Eve, lil seven year old Danny passed out on the couch, waiting for Santa. But Danny had a plan. He'd taken a butcher knife from the kitchen of his new step father's mother's house, hiding it under the couch for when the house was invaded by a foreign entity with godlike powers. If Santa was real, Danny didn't like the surveilance. He didn't appreciate home invasions, and he'd heard if a stranger breaks into your house, then killing them is not legally murder. So when Santa came down the chimney, he'd get stuck until he dropped, and Dan would be made for life. He'd gain enough money from selling Santa's toys to buy a small country. When his step father's dad walked in and placed presents around the tree, Danny pretended to sleep, and one single tear rolled down his little cheek, as he knew he was cursed to live of relative poverty, and obscurity in a world that he despised. He knew from that day forward that the American dream, of striking it rich while doing very little was a lie.

When lil Danny's new Grandmother found the knife under the couch at the next family get together, she mentioned this to him. She said she wouldn't dare even speak of what she found under her couch. He denied everything. It's no wonder she never liked him.

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Hey there Vern. It's me, Edgar. Edgar P. Worrell: Electroman.
 

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This one is tight as fuck...

It's the one with the Ed Talks bit, which is Ted Talks for the differently abled.

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But the s is a dollar sign, for all the money this sequel will make.

Starring: Dan and Holly. Introducing Brandon.

This week stars Brandon, a cold blooded alcoholic murderer. Listen as he recounts in gristly details his lust for killing anyone unlucky enough to share his name.

Can Dan and Holly survive 80 minutes alone with this monster?

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