If by "chopping," you mean "lasers to the face," then yes, this title works. Approachability: 5/10 (Boobs, blood, and beer. It's another 80s horror flick) Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; spiders; snakes Jan 21st Patreon Live Stream:  The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)  Friday the 13th Bonus Episode Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

139 - Chopping Mall (1986)

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 The blanket monster wants your child.    Approachability: 6/10 (Smart and taut thriller w some solid scares) Content Warnings:  Jump scares; PTSD; Religious misogyny; Gaslighting  Next Week’s Film  Live Stream: Sunday May 19 @ 3pm ET - MAD GOD (2022) RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

212 - Under the Shadow (2017)

 Stop and kill the flowers.     Approachability:  7/10 (  Sci-Fi thriller classic; More gross than gory w/ decent jump scares ) Content Warnings:  Gaslighting; Jump scares; Gross/gooey SFX; Blood/gore   Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

211 - Invasion of the Body Snatchers (1978)

 You may be wondering exactly what this movie is about…     Approachability:  7/10 (  Real bloody but all in service to comedy  ) Content Warnings:  Blood/gore; Animal harm; Excessive drug use    Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

210 - Cocaine Bear (2023)

 Nice family gets along great.     Approachability:  3/10 (  Violent, scary, funny, creative  ) Content Warnings:  Blood/Violence; Home invasion; Jump scares   Next Week’s Film  RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

209 - You're Next (2013) w/Juliana Finch

 We came here to talk about They Live and chew bubblegum…     Approachability:  9/10 (  Creepy but not graphic. An A-list B-movie.  ) Content Warnings:  Creepy imagery; Police brutality; Gun violence   Next Week’s Film  LIVE STREAM: Sat Apr 20 @ 3pm ET - THE WAILING (2016) patreon.com/randomhorror9 RandomHorror9 T-Shirts! Hosts: Jeffrey Cranor & Cecil Baldwin (Find more of our work on Welcome to Night Vale) Editing: Grant Stewart Logo: David Baldwin Random Horror 9 Patreon YouTube, Twitter, Letterboxd, & Instagram: @RandomHorror9 We are part of Night Vale Presents

139 - Chopping Mall (1986)

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