Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation

Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore

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Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year

Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma"

Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest

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Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes

Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppet movie, but the puppets are good)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Nazis; Suicide

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Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier)

References: Patrick Stewart's Quadruple Take masterclass

Approachability: 7/10 (Campy and grotesque art-house horror)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Spider

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Welcome to hell, motherfuckers

Approachability: 6/10 (The horror elements are simple enough; But the real scares are all too real (and very intense).)

Content Warnings: Strobe effects; Racial violence (incl real photos/footage); Spousal and child abuse; Blood/gore; Jump scares

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What - and I mean this respectfully - what is a ghoulie, exactly?

Approachability: 7/10 (Gloopy/gloppy and very schlocky, but mostly silly)

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Jump scares; Clowns

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aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety

Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Jump scares; Closeups of flies

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Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On The Fastest Available Route (2017) / Don't Feed Them (2023) / Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020)

Playlist of these horror shorts

Approachability: (minimal violence in this collection; mostly disturbing)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Cult; General creepyness

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Kids these days and their psychic shenanigans

Approachability: 9/10 (Twisted psychological thriller/mystery)

Content Warnings: Nazis

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Horror Shorts Playlist for Halloween

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Franz Kafka's Starlight Express

Approachability: 4/10 (Horror-wise, if you can handle Eraserhead, you got this.)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent sexual assault; Animal death; Shaky camera

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