Show me the Carfax Abbey

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Approachability: 10/10 (Very G-rated by today's standards; but classic spooks and scares)

Content Warnings: General spookiness

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"Sushi Noh" (2024); "Hedgehog in the Fog" (1975); "Storytime" (2024); "No Through Road" (2009); "Possibly in Michigan" (1983)

Approachability: 2 or 9/10 (Hedgehog & Michigan - very approachable if you're horror-squeamish; The others - not as much)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore/violence; Jump scares; Vomit; Creepy faces/figures; Home invasion

Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984)

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🎵 D-E-L-T-O-R-O / Who loves ghosts? It's Guillermo 🎵

Approachability: 8/10 (Lots of blood, but the ghosts are good, if that makes sense)

Content Warnings: Blood/Violence; Child death; Child abuse; Creepy imagery

Dec 13 Bonus Episode: Horror Shorts. Watch them here. 

Dec 14 Live Stream on Patreon at 3pm: SILENT NIGHT, DEADLY NIGHT (1984)

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Judge *some* books by their covers.

Approachability: 2/10 ( Envelope-pushing (and mostly funny) gore-fest )

Content Warnings: Physically violent Sexual Assault; Blood/gore

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You love this episode? That's 150,000 lira.

Approachability: 6/10 ( Sexy and gory dark comedy )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Ableist Caricature; Mass shooting; Mention of Sexual Assault; Mention of Suicide

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Hon, I think this soup's gone bad.

Approachability: 7/10 ( Surreal; trippy. Not scary but some gross bits )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Body horror; Graphic animal death

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Gills Gone Wild

Approachability: 2/10 ( Super gory; super silly; Super-filled with boobies )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Claustrophobia; Jump scares; Sexual exploitation

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Be a doll and fetch me that murder victim.

Approachability: 4/10 ( Bloody and stylized giallo w a really freaky doll )

Content Warnings: Blood/Gore; Graphic animal harm; Scary doll; Homophobic tropes

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"Slut" (2019); "Home Invasion Help" (2021); "There's a Man in the Woods" (2014); "Tea Time" (2009); "Too Many Cooks" (2014)

Approachability: 6/10 ( Broadly approachable shorts )

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Creepy imagery; Home invasion

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If you gotta start over, 1960s Malibu in Rock Hudson's body is the way to go

Approachability: 9/10 ( Leans more into tension/thriller than scares/gore )

Content Warnings: Sexual Assault; Up-close surgery; Depression

Watch these Horror Shorts for this week's Halloween bonus episode

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