What if primetime soap… but with zombies?

Approachability: 5/10 (Smart zombie drama with lots of gore)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore; White Supremacy; Domestic Violence; Suicide; Jump scares/Tension

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What are we even doing?

Approachability: 10/10 (Too silly to be scary)

Content Warnings: Bees; child death

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So THIS is how werewolf work

Approachability: 9/10 (Pretty mild horror by today's standards)

Content Warnings: Animal death

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That is not at all how anything works.

Approachability: 4/10 (Stylized (i.e. very Italian) and super-violent slasher/thriller)

Content Warnings: Excessive blood/violence; Jump scares; Sexual assault; Animal harm

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You always save the cat

Approachability: 6/10 (Scary more than bloody… except that one scene, of course)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Strobe Effects; Jump scares

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Prepare the gorilla!

Approachability: 4/10 (Grotesque & cynical B-movie w/some unintentional hilarity)

Content Warnings: Violent Sexual Assault; Animal harm/death; Graphic surgery; Blood/gore

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Don't talk to anyone you meet on vacation

Approachability: 4/10 (Tense & disturbing psych horror)

Content Warnings: Child death; Blood/gore

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Lucifer is gonna win the Chopin Competition this year

Aretha Franklin singing "Nessun Dorma"

Approachability: 8/10 (Standard 70s-style Satanic ritual fare)

Content Warnings: Suicide; Child death; Sexual Assault; Incest

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Sentient puppets kiling Nazis? 5 stars. No notes

Approachability: 7/10 (Goofy killer puppet movie, but the puppets are good)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Nazis; Suicide

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Good and normal kids learn about science (and RIP Udo Kier)

References: Patrick Stewart's Quadruple Take masterclass

Approachability: 7/10 (Campy and grotesque art-house horror)

Content Warnings: Sexual assault; Blood/gore; Spider

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