aka The Amityville Economic Anxiety

Approachability: 8/10 (Made-for-TV-level scares/gore)

Content Warnings: Blood/violence; Jump scares; Closeups of flies

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Floor 9.5 (2018) / Souls of Totality (2019) / My house walk-through (2016) / You Are On The Fastest Available Route (2017) / Don't Feed Them (2023) / Jack Stauber's OPAL (2020)

Playlist of these horror shorts

Approachability: (minimal violence in this collection; mostly disturbing)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Cult; General creepyness

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Kids these days and their psychic shenanigans

Approachability: 9/10 (Twisted psychological thriller/mystery)

Content Warnings: Nazis

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Horror Shorts Playlist for Halloween

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Franz Kafka's Starlight Express

Approachability: 4/10 (Horror-wise, if you can handle Eraserhead, you got this.)

Content Warnings: Body horror; Violent sexual assault; Animal death; Shaky camera

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Horny vampires and nonspecific accents galore

Special Guest: Symphony Sanders

Approachability: 7/10 (Bloody Hollywood epic; Not scary so much as monster-y)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Suicide; Child death; Animal death; Jump scares

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Patreon Live Stream Oct 18: Haunt (2019)

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Danny Zuko: Driller Killer

Approachability: 6/10 (Campy, not scary, but still gory)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Jump scares; Sexual assault

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I hope you dance.

Approachability: 7/10 (Arthouse psychological thriller with strong horror elements)

Content Warnings: Blood/gore; Rape; Vomit; Religious self-harm; Suicide; Depression

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Weirdest episode of Friday Night Lights ever

Approachability: 6/10 (More action/comedy violent than horror violent, but it lands some scares)

Content Warnings: Jump scares; Blood/gore; Animal death

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Murder monsters are woke now

Approachability: 6/10 (Schlocky and gory (on a Garbage Pail Kids level), and surprisingly sweet)

Content Warnings: Strobe effect; Body horror; Medical torture; Blood/gore; Jump scares

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I hope this glowing pyramid finds you well…

Approachability: 4/10 (Surreal and visual feast; Slow-burn horror, but it gets there)

Content Warnings: Medical Imprisonment; Stalking; Needles; Body horror; Disturbing/surreal imagery; Blood/violence

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