PI wrangles some horsies and helps a pithy guy with some pebbles. Sounds facet-inating.

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A super performance of the myth of the Night Birds and their Goddess Gaga.

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Melodious marching bands will carry you off to dreamland as Rachel and Natasha absolutely nail these dream roles.

Heads up, this episode does include some sleepy references to journeys over the rainbow bridge to the big farm in the sky. Feel free to skip this one if that’s not your cup of tea.

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It looks like our time with Robert is up for now. But for now, let’s remember the goats, twinkies, and tongue twisters we met along the way.

Bob’s dream faintly resembles Newhart S1 E18, “The Boy Who Cried Goat.” The events of the past week bring to mind The Bob Newhart Show S1 E18, “The Two Loves of Dr. Hartley.”

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Talk a stroll into the past, I promise you'll be asleep or this episode will be the pits!

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The mentorship of Grimace and the old Dome Ranger will guide you off to dreamland as a boy named Teddy journeys through the visible light spectrum.

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Creek-y Dulcet Tones will meander through the trees as the water burbles its opinion and Scooter finds new meaning in streaming.

This episode was recorded on location. It contains a lot of nature sounds (water, birds, mud, etc). I also speak a little less than usual, but don’t worry - it’s still pretty meandering. If this episode isn’t your cup of tea, feel free to check out another one!

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Bed-time for the podcast that slowly goes where no boldness belongs but bores. After I recover from the dish soap deception and reminisce about my days with the soap trio, discussion of "Justice" will begin.

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A plan within a plan reveals a path to dreamland as Richie pities the fool who can’t distinguish between a simulated haircut and your favorite 80s TV show.

Heads up, this series is set in the Big Farm. I've done my best to keep the show as sleepy as possible, but it does touch on different versions of post-Earthly existence. If that doesn't sound like your cup of tea, it might be best to listen to a different episode.

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With any luck we’ll find the right Prue Pleasure Level without entering into White Chocolate Overload. It must be tent time.

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