Bedtime Stories to Bore You Asleep from Sleep With Me

Not boring, but an adventure without flash creates a new kind of sleepy greatness.

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ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

Robert dreams of movie quotes and sleepy cosplay with the best friend and former innkeepers.

This dream is based on “Newhart” S4E15 - “The Stratford Picture Show”

Bob’s life sounds an awful lot like “The Bob Newhart Show” S1E16 - “The Crash of 29 Years Old”

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Are you looking for Story Only versions or two more nights of Sleep With Me a week? Then check out Bedtime Stories from Sleep With Me

This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

Get cozy with this crossover full of friends and based on the new kids sleep podcast Cozy Critters.

Check out the Cozy Critters podcast in your podcast app of choice or learn more here https://www.cozycritterspodcast.com/

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

What could be more sleepy than a festival with a puppy pal?

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

When you dream of a inn where your basement has a best friend, be ready for some dreamy tangents.

This dream is based on S1E2 of Newhart: “Mrs. Newton’s Friendship With the Basement”

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

A sleepy image, a word to wonder and a platitude put a sleepy spin on our friends' attitudes.

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

This episode is fleet of meanders and will have you dancing off into dreamland as peaceful as a pet rock.

Listen to the original episode here. 

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

A new kind of bedtime story TV rewatch appears out of a high concept dream.

This dream is based on S1E1 of Newhart: “In The Beginning”

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Sign up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - Give yourself the gift of clean water and get 20% off your AquaTru purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

AIRDOCTOR PRO - AirDoctor's powerful 3-stage filtration captures extremely small particles and airborne contaminants you don't want to be breathing in. Get $300 off and a 3-year warranty by going to AirDoctorPro.com and using code SLEEP

PROGRESSIVE - With the Name Your Price tool, you tell Progressive how much you want to pay for car insurance, and they'll show you coverage options that fit your budget. Get your quote today at progressive.com

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off their luxurious bamboo sheets that keep you cool while you sleep. 

What better way to wind down after a relaxing day at Cloud Tower theme park than with the longest night time spectacular ever made?

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a countertop water purifier tested & certified to remove 84 contaminants, including chlorine, lead, forever chemicals, and microplastics! Get 20% off your water purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. It’s a simple way to get effective treatment right from home. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Cozy Earth's bamboo sheets are guaranteed to give you a good night's sleep. The wick away heat and moisture to keep you cool in the summer nights. Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off!

Getting ready to host an immersive acting camp for the Crispy Commander leads to mundane mall meanders.

The show really needs your support right now. Please consider joining Sleep With Me Plus so we can keep coming out free for everyone. Start a free trial at sleepwithmepodcast.com/plus

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This episode is produced by Rusty Biscuit aka Russell Sperberg.

Show Artwork by Emily Tat

Going through a hard time? You can find support at the Crisis Textline and see more global helplines here.

HELIX SLEEP - Take the 2-minute sleep quiz and they'll match you to a customized mattress that'll give you the best sleep of your life. Visit helixsleep.com/sleep and get a special deal exclusive for SWM listeners!

ZOCDOC - With Zocdoc, you can search for local doctors who take your insurance, read verified patient reviews and book an appointment, in-person or video chat. Download the Zocdoc app to sign-up for FREE at zocdoc.com/sleep

AQUATRU - AquaTru is a countertop water purifier tested & certified to remove 84 contaminants, including chlorine, lead, forever chemicals, and microplastics! Get 20% off your water purifier by going to AquaTru.com and using promo code SLEEP

TALKIATRY - Talkiatry gives you access to real psychiatric care with licensed clinicians who can diagnose and prescribe medication if it’s right for you. It’s a simple way to get effective treatment right from home. Head to Talkiatry.com/SLEEP to complete the short assessment and get matched with an in‑network psychiatrist in just a few minutes.

QUINCE - Quince Superfood Greens cuts through all the nutrition noise with one simple, daily scoop that helps fill in your nutrient gaps and support your overall health. Head to quince.com/sleepwithme for free shipping and 365-day returns.

DRIPDROP - DripDrop is doctor-developed, proven fast hydration that helps your body and mind work better. To get 20% off your first order, go to dripdrop.com and use promo code "sleep".

COZY EARTH - Cozy Earth's bamboo sheets are guaranteed to give you a good night's sleep. The wick away heat and moisture to keep you cool in the summer nights. Head to cozyearth.com and use code SLEEP for 20% off!