It is that time of year. Festive lights, annoying music, laughing children and disembodied Snow White head ornaments. That’s right, its Christmas. This week we discuss grandma stabbing Robb for a a pair of porcelain balls, Patrick’ s heartless gift giving traditions, John’s utter neglect of his youngest child, Ross’ possession of the aforementioned disembodied head and Ami’s unmitigated decorating sloth. Yeah! Bring on the creepy voyeur elves.

As always, mildly adult content.

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