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We are joined by #StrangeFamousRecords founder #SageFrancis.

He’s half of the #EpicBeardMen. The other half, #BDolan, was tired of chores.

The new EBM album #ThisWasSupposedToBeFun drops this March and the #ComeToTheSandDunesTour with #DJZole and #VockahRedu starts in April. More info here: https://www.strangefamousrecords.com/artists/epic-beard-men/

Sage is engaged!

What would you cut out of touring if you lived in a #virtualreality?

Do you miss battling, or did #MikeFromWyoming make it annoying?

Who is #PistolDave? What are the #SandDunes?

#KCromozone wants to know more about #NonProphets material. Specifically, where does #TheCure rank in Sage’s favorites?

A discussion of how a vinyl record works leads to an advertisement for #SeezMics new #lathecut 7 inch single from his #SFdigi album #LiveLongEnoughToLearn.

#SteveBills got swung on by a 3 year old.

How Sage’s childhood shaped his approach to a career in rap, especially the role sports played in his ability to thrive in intense situations to become the #BillBelichick of #battlerap.

The writing process as dictated by manic depression and the production process as dictated by recreating without stems.

The relationship with the legendary punk label #Epitaph and exposure to a larger audience.

Don’t blow your allowance on some bullshit R&B.

Dealing with fans who have mental health issues.

Rest in peace to #Alias of #Anticon and #Eyedea of #Rhymesayers.

#StrangeFamousRecords

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Super Bowl parties with small children.

Mute your group text notifications.

#FriendOfTheShow #SloppyJoe has a great new mix show called #GetBusy.

What’s worse: the hip hop cruise or #FyreFestival?

The descent to the bottom of the internet.

On old man radio, we discuss our experiences with chiropractors and the theme song is (of course) #ProtectYaNeck.

Al Roker’s famous freeze and other #YouTube hits.

Thanks to #sole for joining us on episode 148!

There will be an episode 150. Beyond that………

#FriendOfTheShow

#SloppyJoe

#GetBusy

#FyreFestival

#ProtectYaNeck

#YouTube

#sole

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We are joined by indie-rap legend Sole to discuss his new album “Destituent”: http://www.soleone.org/destituent

He discusses his extensive career, including his run with Anticon and his current home studio. It’s a total sh*thole in there.

Check out his anarchist podcast “solecast.”

We also discuss self-sustaining farming practices, becoming independent from the government, the government shutdown, Sole’s recent return to his home state of Maine, Project Bluebook, the misery of tour life, and much more.

Please subscribe, then share with your friends and enemies.

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We are joined by maticulous and Justo the MC to discuss their new album “Mind Of A Man.”

The new album is available everywhere digitally and on vinyl via Tuff Kong Records: https://www.tuffkongrecords.com/collections/frontpage/products/mind-of-a-man-lp

How did they meet? What’s their creative process? Do they always wear hats?

Justo describes how he came up around the Gangstarr foundation and meeting Nas at D&D Studios.

maticulous describes his move from Pittsburgh to New York and his internship with Fat Beats. Check out his Pittsburgh-centric album “The Confluence.”

Get your songs licensed cause f@#$ streaming.

What’re you drinking?

Seez is breathing VERY LOUDLY.

Baby Shark will get in your parents’ pockets.

We open the episode with “Stereo Type” and close with “Speaking My Language.”

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After a prolonged delay, we get to the annual clip show.

Was 2018 the best year for hip hop music in the Spotify era?

Clip 1: Puke Talk. Like father like son.

Clip 2: Beard Talk. Dominating the conversation.

Clip 3: YOUNGMAN Talk. The greatest interview in hip hop history.

Clip 4: Golf Talk. Are you good enough for our daughter?

Clip 5: Fucking A Flashlight Talk. Hey grandma, embrace your bullshit.

Clip 6: Vest Talk. Juxtaposition is a big word, but not as big as Seez’s vest.

We extend the always popular game of turning Gangstarr songs and albums into potty talk.

Thanks to our listeners and guests, no matter how you spell your name.

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Yet another soft open backed by hard beats.

Be sure to get a NEW chrome-on-black #ChromeBills shirt: http://tinyurl.com/ChromeBillsShirts

Get hyped to vote with #NickiMinaj by dissing #TedCruz!

#SteveBills is now #deejaying at #Umbertos, stop by and check out the good plug.

What’s your haircut number?

How earbuds have ruined mixing and mastering. You sound like shit, Trap Bot!

We discuss the political landscape, which of course leads to making fun of #MittRomney.

Keep it moist!

#ChromeBills

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Our new shirts are chrome-on-black and can be purchased here: http://tinyurl.com/ChromeBillsShirts

Peace to #StudioOnePrinting and #GorillaFist for the shirts

You can not purchase #SteveBills shorts because he needs them to cover his disappearing leg hair.

The new #Edan and #HomeboySandman song #Gut has an incredible video.

Where do you stand on #Evidence?

The awkward evolutionary stage of interviews.

#SeezMics is a terrible poker player despite the cheat sheet, but his new (HUGE) #Carhartt vest is pretty sweet even if it’s made by #Dickies.

The new #OpenMikeEagle album #WhatHappensWhenITryToRelax is hella relatable.

The accumulation of superfluous stuff is logarithmic.

#KCromozone is moving, but not back to Maryland because he doesn’t love us.

The 10 worst signature sneakers include the #GlenRice #Nauaticas.

Are you good at golf? We’re not.

Our brilliant plan to put your #fantasyfootball money in our pockets can’t miss! (It will miss. Buy a shirt, please.)

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We’ve already been recording.

Let’s play Drunk Ice Hockey.

What’s your version of #Octsober?

Talk to Chuck about your 401-KCromozone and run with 5k-Cromozone.

Who is the most famous sack of shit who went to your high school?

#SteveBills and #KCromozone recap their trip to #Colorado and the show

KCromozone also went to the #SeanJPeriod live mixtape show with our

Is the Smif N Wessum album #DaShining the most underrated album of all

Catch us at Green Rocks in Copper Canyon.

Steve visits the BBW at the #Guiness factory in #Baltimore.

“She wants your kids.”

Whatever happened to #Mumbles, the producer of #BookOfHumanLanguage by

#FREESTYLE while steady sniffin’ the farts.

#AndersonPaak, kids, parents, and ACL Alone getting hurt.

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Let the germs procreate then, kill it with liqueur.

We’re back with just the three of us: #SeezMics, #SteveBills, and #KCromozone.

Be sure to check out our recent interviews with #YOUNGMAN, #Doppelgangaz, #PenPals, #PaulBarman, and #MosesRockwell.

Who’s in your top 5 MC’s?

“Hey. Hey! Hey. Hey, hey, hey. HEY! Never mind.” Check out #OpenMikeEagle at #Songbyrd in DC on 9/28.

#DJRagz and the #lowblowchallenge.

Play your 13 inch record on 11.

Which blasts from the past did Seez run into? Listen to “I Glisten I Shine” by #MaxBeats aka Max De La Boca and we’ll tell you. (He saw TK and Blaksli of #FirewoodLounge.)

Are you watching the #NFL? Just do #RedZone.

Check out “It’s Complicated” by the #AvidGamblers as featured in #BillboardMagazine thanks to Camillo.

We discuss a lot of our favorite artists, but none of them make wine like #SadatX.

Kids = stuff. Lots of stuff.

Can you do the Drop Lip Sync Challenge?

Check out Seez Mics #FakeBandFriday.

We are joined by our most pretentious friend #MosesRockwell to discuss his new self-produced album #SubterraneanSweatpants.

We explain the inexplicable #DifferentStyles.

Do you also jerk off to #GameOfThrones?

Come babysit my dog I mean do a podcast.

Moses worked on the new album with our friends(?) from Albany #DoodComputer, #Dezmatic, #PJKatz, and #elsphinx of #PigFoodRecords as well as #GaryLamaar.

Combating demo-itis because it’s all wrong.

What kind of sweatpants do you wear to #HipHop yoga?

Building equipment for Dr. CrazyBoners so he can treat Wishboners.

Bald presidents with hook-hands.

Check out Moses’ live band #ClaudeBenningtonsFeverDream:

#KCromozone drank scotch with our friends #Doppelgangaz.

Who has the best rap laugh? #SeezMics votes for #RocknessMonstah of #BootCampClik.

Holding your TV remote sideways.

Peace to Rockwellen DeGeneris!

Songs played during CB141:

#MosesRockwell

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