In this one, we learn what's been wrong with us this entire time. Namely, lack of tiny whiskers and a sleek, vibrant coat of fur. Wheek wheek.

In this one, we learn that in addition to busses and planes, Percy also shouldn't travel by boat. Maybe he just isn't compatible with vehicles.

In this one, we learn that there's no point in fighting the monsters since apparently they've already won. Anyone want something from Starbucks?

In this one, Luke villains most villainously, and we realize Percy is probably safe for another four years.

In this one, we board a ship which is decidedly not the Love Boat or any other famous cruise liners you may have heard of. Also, fish ponies.

In this one, we learn that taking candy from strangers in the park is acceptable and even encouraged as long as it gets you out of your chores.