If you leave 5 seconds on the microwave, your bank redlines your property.

Song of the week: Wild Coyote by The Nude Party

Always failing leads to dynamite up the ass.

Song of the week: You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionare by Queens of the Stone Age

Movie of the week: The Other Guys

Air fresheners. Couples. Piles of leaves.

Song of the week: I Will Always Love You by Whitney Houston

Patrick makes mixtapes and pisses.

Song of the week: Twistin' the Night Away

Patrick doesn’t idolize people and then time travels to visit the people he idolizes.

Song of the week: One of These Days by Pink Floyd

Movie of the week: No Time to Die

Patrick dabbles in storage auctions and teaches to forgive without forgetting.

Song of the week: Because I'm Me by The Avalanches

Movie of the week: Gidget

Patrick is sick and has no control over it.

Song of the week: I’m with You by Avril Lavigne

Movie of the week: The Book Of Eli

Patrick found a new way to waste his money!

Song of the week: Your Sins Will Find You Out by Eli "Paperboy" Reed

Movie of the week: Face/Off

Patrick figures out his New Years resolution and why you shouldn't be a martyr for love.

Song of the week: Leaving on a Jet Plane by Peter, Paul and Mary

Movie of the week: Back to the Future

Patrick ruins Christmas.

Song of the week: No Lighter by Strawberry Fuzz