Patrick figures out his New Years resolution and why you shouldn't be a martyr for love.

Song of the week: Leaving on a Jet Plane by Peter, Paul and Mary

Movie of the week: Back to the Future

Patrick ruins Christmas.

Song of the week: No Lighter by Strawberry Fuzz

Patrick finds out that the chaos of the universe causes vegans to run BBQ restaurants.

Favorite Christmas album: A Christmas Gift For You From Phil Spector

Book of the week: Slaughter House V by Kurt Vonnegut

The pilot that flew this podcast into the ground.

Patrick proves his childhood bullies right and tells you why you're a slave to consumerism.

Movie of the week: Bullet Train (starring Brad Pitt)

Patrick has a blast from the past!

Song of the week: Mermaid Pterodactyl by Playboy Manbaby

Patrick figures out who's cooking dinner and why lightning would strike a rock instead of a tree.

Song of the week: Bright Eyes by Art Garfunkel

Patrick trauma dumps and then figures out what would happen if windows didn't exist.