Chubby Behemoth

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This week the boys are all remote again. Sam is in Dayton getting a dog, doesn't want to say "come Turd", and tried to build a fairy wall. Nathan wants to live in the woods, got a chance to be bitchy with the youth, and tried to teach a friend about spit.

00:00 Worst Opening Ever

01:01 Been Busy

02:51 Pants Off

03:46 Twist Them A Little Bit

05:23 You're About To Find Out

06:45 Thanks For Coming

08:45 Kind Of

10:37 The Bowl Troll

13:27 Gotta Slow Down

16:08 Bruised Heel

19:29 Tries To Eat You

21:23 Crank It

24:25 Most Guys

25:37 Too Much Goldenrod

26:57 Keep The Party Going

29:49 Allowed On An Airboat

32:38 Don't Ask Him

35:58 Now This Is Called A Dab

39:25 A Big Old Bag

43:50 You Should Get Three

46:20 Man's Gotta Work

48:08 Plenty Of Room

52:23 Off Of Mint Leaves

55:31 Do You Have Lotion?

57:30 Gilded Cage

59:35 They're Awful

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

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This week the boys are all together in Indianapolis. Sam is trapped in a fart cocoon, tried to score a new cardboard cutout, and beat Heathcliff to the move. Nathan thought huel lasted forever, told the boys about an awesome shirt/hat combo he spotted at the show, and got a new dog.

00:00 Hang Gliding

02:12 I Was Fascinated

04:35 Go To Prison Forever

06:52 Smell It With My Eyes Closed

09:19 Self Immolate

11:28 Whipped Cream

13:16 We Can See It

16:59 Greatest Hits

18:41 Went And Did It

21:32 We Had To Sign A Contract

25:09 Tighten Up

27:50 I Wasn't Going To Say

29:48 Break The News On The Pod

31:32 Wish I Was There

34:27 So This Is A Bit

36:04 Grab Yourself A Cold Drink

38:50 Gilmore Car Museum

42:21 Knock At Your Door

45:13 Made It Official

47:52 Woulda Had Four Or Five

48:25 Bones And All

51:03 Bursting At The Seams

52:54 Gives Me One Of These

54:21 Wouldn't Be Allowed Into The Airport

58:02 Couldn't Be In More Pain

58:43 You're Whole Thing

01:00:26 I Mean No

01:03:16 Happy Button

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

Brut is out!

This is not a full episode. Sam lets you all know that now is the time to raise some hell in the literary space.

Lets get Sam on the Best Seller list without using the manhunter list.

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This week Sam and Nathan are back together in Winnipeg! Sam realizes we should be seated, has an idea for a new toilet lid, and thinks anyone could have fallen for this. Nathan wants to look tough for the book people, found a discarded hand towel, and gives Sam a social media update on Brent Gill.

00:00 Wet Dream Come True

01:54 Together

03:22 Biffed It

05:00 Missing Since Milwaukee

06:34 And Twins

08:40 Winnipeg Wins

12:04 Bird On His Shoulder

14:08 That's Huge

16:44 Toading Around

18:36 There's Two

19:52 We Should Be Sitting Down

22:12 Both Of Them

25:19 Who Told?

27:00 We Were

31:09 Here's The Thing

32:43 Playing A Dangerous Game

34:21 It's Jammed

37:16 Then We Were Both Confused

41:11 It's Gunna Be Crawling

43:35 A Great Idea In Walmart

46:39 Locked In A Bathroom

48:56 Just Don't Open

50:46 Lay It On The Casket

52:29 Closer To Your Heart

54:39 Handing Him Straws

57:42 First Time Sam Met Danny

01:00:35 Ah Hell

01:05:00 It's What They Do

01:08:45 Better Go Fire Up The Truck

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

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This week Sam and Becker have to put on a brave face without Nathan. Sam tells Becker all the information he has so far, gets an idea for an Attenborough documentary, and gets very upset by the advice Becker gives him for his plants. Becker lets Sam try to guess what he has planned in LA, is excited to do the best he can, and would rather handcuff a briefcase to his wrist.

00:00 Oldest Agent On The Force

01:46 Paws For Alarm

03:30 The Best Part Of Being Alive

05:29 A Lot Of Theories Going On

07:40 History Labeled Them Villains

09:46 Cut The Pockets Out

10:57 They Were Cool

13:14 Put On The Ice Flow

14:49 Awful Culling

16:50 Big Plans

19:00 On Record

20:43 Trying To Save

22:26 I Hope That You're Ready

23:44 I Didn't Book Just Me

25:06 My Pitch

27:23 Cowboy Boots On

31:08 Extra Damage

34:28 Big Star Moment

36:00 One Or The Other

38:37 Feed Me Eggs

40:32 Not Us

41:23 Kill Them Right Away

44:05 It's Not Good News

46:42 Why Didn't Anyone Help Me

49:26 Want To Learn Some Patience?

52:13 Not Organically Beautiful

54:14 Maybe Three Times

58:31 Just Go Get It

01:00:35 Making The Band Style

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

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This week the boys are home and going remote. Sam still has mustache rights, wishes he could go back and have his first sip of rumple minze, and tells the fellas about his recent meetings. Nathan hands out some road awards, stopped himself from doing an Um Actually, and thinks he should accompany Sam to his meetings.

00:00 Grey And Dead

01:26 Sowing Discontent

03:00 As A Form Of Control

04:29 A Couple Of Awards

07:00 I'm Some Guy You Just Met

09:19 Wish You Were Here

10:25 Drinking Rumple Minze

13:49 Three Tries

16:42 Is That Autism?

18:00 Hams He Finds On The Ground

21:55 Want To See What It's Like

24:00 I Love It So Much

31:42 We All Bear Our Crosses

33:30 Bullets With His Face On It

37:09 Egg Taster

39:04 Someone's Gotta Be There

41:26 Do Something I Guess?

44:03 While Jewel Is Playing

47:37 Wearing Flip Flops

55:53 Could Be A Magician

57:39 Not A Funny Gag

59:53 No Ones Ever Been Heavier

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth

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This week the boys are back in the bed. Sam is always open to pool innovations, tells the guys about Buford Pusser, and can't remember if he had a bed. Nathan explains the wrestling handshake to Becker, hears about a piece of furniture destruction Sam had kept secret, and found out the $1 lighter lie years ago.

00:00 The Lights Just Came On

01:59 Frog Style

03:01 Little Thought Experiment

05:23 Maybe When I Get Home I'll Dream

07:22 It's Right There

08:50 A Lot More Time For Puzzles

12:55 There's A Name For That

14:55 This Game's For Kids

16:58 Move Me!

18:04 Sneaking Up On People In The Woods

20:02 Always Working

25:59 Do We Wanna Be Tough Guys?

27:46 A Big Bed

29:32 Working Man Don't Need No Bed

31:51 On Wild'n Out

34:35 With What?

36:54 Write What You Know

38:53 The Devil Can't See Ya

40:50 The House Needs A Cigarette?

41:48 Leave It Wrecked

43:34 Little Early

46:08 Just Have An Extra Pair Of Sheets

48:56 Last Time In Tamper

50:03 We Didn't Weigh In For That

54:11 He's Back

56:02 Oh? It's A Misty

57:52 Why Is That The Solution

58:53 To Put A Bow On

Nathan Lund and Sam Tallent are Chubby Behemoth