Church Mouse Chronicles

Electrical. Sus. Impostor. Not 'Imposter'. Where? Vent. Emergency meeting. Report. Crewmate. Meltdown. Sabotage. Download. Wiring. If these words don't mean anything to you in succession, you're missing a bandwagon to the world's most trendy game of 'Among Us.' There is an impostor amongst the crewmates of a spaceship. Two of those crewmates are mice... or is one of them an Impostor? We share our thoughts and the experiences of the game.

In this one we have a special guest whom we decided to describe with the most click-baity keywords we could think of (hopes up that YT doesn't automatically ban us or something). It would be a major mistake to reduce him to a walking conspiracy theory though, as he is so much more! We do not refrain from asking him politically incorrect questions, and he does not disappoint with his answers.

We are trying this new 22nd century tech over here and we are ready to engage. People were so cool in comments BTW :)

Okay, you guys really liked our previous episode... or not, we have no idea, we're writing this stuff in bulk, who knows if it even got published?! Yeah, what about 5G frogs? So anyway, for this episode, we have a poisoned treat for you: we share our personal thoughts on the most popular conspiracy theories! What about the best conspiracy theories? We don't know anything about those. They're conspiracies, after all. And theories. 5G frogs will rule the world.

Your two favorite lizards ...err ... mice ... have formed a cabal in order to rule the world .. of YouTube podcasts ... by unleashing 5G frogs that breathe chemtrail upon every vaccinated soul on this flat disk we call Earth. The mice talk about conspiracy "theories" (wink wink) as a way to throw you off their track.

Times are changing. Our daily lives are becoming increasingly more self centered. In such a climate, it is all too easy to focus entirely on ourselves and simply lose sight of others. Our mice have that exact issue: we fail to see the person we are conversing with, and in doing so, we need to ask ourselves - is the walrus that is far away less important than what the wild dog in our vicinity!?

In another entry to the huge book of 'Persecution of Christians' we add the taking of the famed cathedral of Haghia Sophia. Mind you, it was a functional cathedral nearly 600 years ago. Then it became a mosque, then a museum, and now, strange people with foreign customs have deemed it right to snatch this jewel of Christianity before our very eyes. How should we as Christians react to this tragedy? The mice share their thoughts.

We left the previous episode at a cliffhanger. What was the TV show based on a game or whatever that starts on "M" that B loved when he was a kid? Well, in this one, M solves the puzzle, and we get to learn even more about B's creepy childhood. Don't worry, M's childhood was normal. The dream from the previous episode was an anomaly really.

Our mice share their dreams and memories of their childhood. What were their neighborhoods like? Whose parents nearly divorced over a horror movie? Who suffers more from nostalgia? This is the episode where half of our childhoods are revealed! Also, M had the weirdest dream...

Well, the mice have pulled through, thanks to M resourcefulness and no thanks to B's initiative. What does having corona feel like? How many people did we spread it to? Are people in Serbia protesting over new curfew measures or is there something deeper behind all of it? Join us, but don't get too close. A little farther. Farther. A little more. There.