Somewhere between Gandhi, the movie Full Metal Jacket, and Barney Fife is a proper understanding of church security. Too many church security teams resemble the cartoon character Dale Gribble from King of the Hill. While others take a pacifist approach to their safety. Let me apply some backwoods logic to a sticky situation. But before we get started I want to update you on the events of my personal life and why I've been away for the last few weeks.