Cigar Store Idiots Podcast

Rob and Otto uncover the strange happenings of Skidmore Missouri. This one is a 3 parter!! Branson Perry disappears without a trace. Possible picked up hitch-hiking, murdered, castrated, and had his twigs and berries eaten by a Pastor/Boy Scout leader. 

Disclaimer Do not use adhesives to prevent pregnancy. It will kill you.

Music by Kings of Leon

Rob and Ed break down the terrible abuse and murder of 138, possibly another 300, young boys, all at the hands of Columbian Luis "The Beast" Garavito. Even after 138 confirmed murders and possibly 300 more, Luis only serves 22 years and is eligible to be released this yr for good behavior. Our "WTFlorida" moment sends us back to Daytona Beach!! 

Music by Kings of Leon

Rob and Ed stumble across the disturbing findings of the incestual Colt Clan of Australia. 4 decades and 40+ family members later. Learn how the Colt's just kept it in the family. Also our WTFlorida story tops them all!! Who knew that Craig's List "IN HOME" Castrations and eunuch fantasy chatrooms where obviously a thing on the dark web. 

Music by Saliva

Rob, Andrew, and Otto talk about being at the wrong place at the wrong time. This is when a good time goes bad. Have you ever watched another person, or you yourself get drunk and puke in public? If so, you are not alone and this episode is just for you!!! 

Music by Rob Zombie

Rob and Ed break down the insane story of Karla Homolka and Paul Bernardo and how they brutally raped, tortured, and even murdered young girls. Even Karla's own 15 yr old sister. Worst part is Karla is out free in society volunteering for her daughters elementary school field trips.

Music by Cage the Elephant

Rob, Andrew, and Otto discuss the new mandatory vaccination order that goes into effect at the hospitals and senior living centers in GA. Good Idea? Bad Idea? Who's calling the shots? What in the hell is actually going on? 

Rob, Tyler, and Ed discuss engagements, talking shit on taking a shit, Alberto Gomez murders his mother, dismembers her into 1000 pieces, and eats on her corps for the next 15 days, Jeff Bezo's giant dick rocket, and the always popular, WTF. 

Music by the SEX PISTOLS

After a short hiatus (waiting on a broken laptop to be repaired) we did our first TIKTOK live stream on some pressing issues in sports. Follow us on TIKTOK at csidiotspodcast for future live stream episodes!!