Join us as we discuss The Disaster Artist: The official adaptation of the book based on a movie based on a stageplay. Also with us is Deric Brown of the podcast Upgrade/Downgrade on Sticher, https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/id1309296699, and https://play.google.com/music/m/Is7dqyykl6ausmrqkd2ietcbdii?t=Upgrade_Downgrade_With_Marla_And_Deric.

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"Escape on a Flatbed"

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Note: This track was created before and therefore doesn't address controversy regarding James Franco.

It's a low-intensity, high-stakes Lolita homage disguised as a disaster film in a sequel that even Keanu Reeves knew to skip, in Speed 2, a film that safely plays by the rules and doesn't take any unnecessary chances! Thrill as Willem Dafoe tries again and again to mildly annoy human charisma-suck Jason Patric, including the slowest jet ski chase ever filmed, the punniest harbor-crashing sequence, a man breaking not one but two arms, and a vacationing Sandra Bullock as herself.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

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It's a low-intensity, high-stakes Lolita homage disguised as a disaster film in a sequel that even Keanu Reeves knew to skip, in Speed 2, a film that safely plays by the rules and doesn't take any unnecessary chances! Thrill as Willem Dafoe tries again and again to mildly annoy human charisma-suck Jason Patric, including the slowest jetski chase ever filmed, the punniest harbor-crashing sequence, a man breaking not one but two arms, and a vacationing Sandra Bullock as herself.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join us for a festive Halloween as we discuss the spine-tingling tale of a young alien kidnapped by human children and forced to endure Americana until he can cobble together a phonecall to his home planet and ask them to blow up earth post-haste. Also features a vividly lifelike Drew Barrymore animatronic.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Join us for a festive Halloween as we discuss the spine-tingling tale of a young alien kidnapped by human children and forced to endure Americana until he can cobble together a phonecall to his home planet and ask them to blow up earth post-haste. Also features a vividly lifelike Drew Barrymore animatronic.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

It's killer vs. killer as Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas try to outdo each other and be the best assassin of all time for deeply nebulous reasons, as we discuss the film Assassins (1995). Experience the full range of human emotion--from devoid of feeling to hammy. We chat about the finer points of meaningless assassin feuds, retro computer technology, and cat ladies, in a wild ride taking us from breakaway floors to the intricacies of the assassin rating system! Deric Brown drops in as our special guest.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

It's killer vs. killer as Sylvester Stallone and Antonio Banderas try to outdo each other and be the best assassin of all time for deeply nebulous reasons, as we discuss the film Assassins (1995). Experience the full range of human emotion—from devoid of feeling to hammy. We chat about the finer points of meaningless assassin feuds, retro computer technology, and cat ladies, in a wild ride taking us from breakaway floors to the intricacies of the assassin rating system!

Deric Brown drops in as our special guest.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We're not in Kansas anymore as we head to the funked up world of Jupiter Ascending. Whether it's bestiality, the virtues of lies, or Best Actor Oscar Winner Eddie Redmayne chewing the hell out of some scenery, Jupiter Ascending has everything, except for a compelling plot or characters.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

We're not in Kansas anymore as we head to the funked up world of Jupiter Ascending. Whether it's bestiality, the virtues of lies, or Best Actor Oscar Winner Eddie Redmayne chewing the hell out of some scenery, Jupiter Ascending has everything, except for a compelling plot or characters.

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

Twenty-three is everywhere--it's a conspiracy! And we watched the film that explores the 23 enigma, The Number 23, which is so needlessly confusing and convoluted that it is truly a horror to behold, just like the malevolent number 23. (Did you know that there are two words in Cinamazing Chats, and "C" is the third letter of the alphabet? 23!!)

Credits:

"Escape on a Flatbed"

Exzel Music Publishing (www.freemusicpublicdomain.com)

Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0

creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/