CK Presents: Under Siege aka Die Hard on a Boat
Yes Folks, back by popular demand, we’ve got ourselves arguably the best Steven Seagal movie in existence. Who’s ready for Gary Busey in…DRAG!? Tommy Lee Jones doing his best 12 Monkeys’ Brad Pitt impression dressed as a murderhippy is mostly entertaining. Who doesn’t want to see which of these three can out-a**hole the others? Casey Ryback (Seagal), is an elite cook, an elite navy seal, (probably) an elite hip hop dancer, and an elite ponytail aficionado. What happens when Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones try to tell Seagal he’s barred (he ate all the snacks) from the kitchen?! Will Seagal’s hangry killing rage be satisfied once he gets his pies out of the oven?! Or will he dine on the blood of his enemies? Watch out for those dangerous giant party cakes. Those things are sneaky. Join Rey and Roland for a quick romp through Bullshiddo Lane.