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  • Ep. 119: The Popes Exorcist (The Room 2: Exorcist Boogaloo)

    CK Presents: The Pope’s Exorcist aka The Room 2 Exorcist Boogaloo

    Oh the cheesy goodness of listening to Russell Crowe with an eye-tah-leeyan accent. Ababidi bibidi bababa I lieka da peekza, yes? Classico authentico Russ Napolitano Crowe plays Father Gabe, a relatively too-cool-for-church “bad boy” scooter aficionado–is the rockstar priest that’s called in to take out the trash (mostly poor unsuspecting pigs) when the Vatican needs a ringer for dealing with *gasp* THE DEVIL?! Who invited that asshole to the party? Surprise! Said no one ever. Mfer’s hooves always get the carpets dirty…sooo what will happen, you ask? How can they fuck up this tried-and-true, good-versus-evil formula? Good question, glad you brought it up–watch as Rey and Roland explain how Van Helsi….I mean Father Gables is the right guy for the wrong movie.    



    23 min
  • Ep. 118: The Nun 2 (Goats Gone Wild: The Sequel)

    CK Presents: The Nun 2 aka IDGAF The Sequel

    There we were in the theater, ready for the cheesy demon goodness and sporting a fresh pair of brown pants and then we got a yuuuuuuuuge……yawn. Seriously, what? Get ready for some bland, pointless dialogue and wacky classic totally-not-tired-AF jump scare hijinks. Thought this would be cool for a second, didn’t ya? In case you were wondering, this movie is about that time Art the Clown went to church and started a demonic twerk-off (we wish). Watch as Rey and Roland unload this steaming pile of meh in this episode of CK.  



    37 min
  • Ep. 117: Under Siege (The Elite Navy Chronicles)
    CK Presents: Under Siege aka Die Hard on a Boat
    Yes Folks, back by popular demand, we’ve got ourselves arguably the best Steven Seagal movie in existence. Who’s ready for Gary Busey in…DRAG!? Tommy Lee Jones doing his best 12 Monkeys’ Brad Pitt impression dressed as a murderhippy is mostly entertaining. Who doesn’t want to see which of these three can out-a**hole the others? Casey Ryback (Seagal), is an elite cook, an elite navy seal, (probably) an elite hip hop dancer, and an elite ponytail aficionado. What happens when Gary Busey and Tommy Lee Jones try to tell Seagal he’s barred (he ate all the snacks) from the kitchen?! Will Seagal’s hangry killing rage be satisfied once he gets his pies out of the oven?! Or will he dine on the blood of his enemies? Watch out for those dangerous giant party cakes. Those things are sneaky. Join Rey and Roland for a quick romp through Bullshiddo Lane.
    1 hr 3 min
  • Ep. 115: Oppenheimer

    Christopher Nolan returns with an epic biopic of J. Robert Oppenheimer. Does Nolan redeem himself from the disastrous Tenet film? Rey and Roland discuss while boozing.

    27 min

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