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  • Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)

    The Cinema Bums discuss the first animated theatrical Spider-Man movie, Into the Spider-Verse! This underseen gem broke new ground in both animation and the Spider-Man film series. The Bums cover some of the innovations along with the film's comedy, the last decade of Best Animated Oscar winners, and, yes, Spider-Ham. Tune in to hear Wade share his Aunt May theory and Emmet become captivated by Tombstone. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    38 min
  • Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)

    The Cinema Bums return to their Taika Waititi series to discuss his new film, Thor: Love and Thunder! It's a jam-packed episode as the duo break down a meta reading of the movie, update their Taika rankings, take a guest-submitted quiz about Twitter weirdos, and review Top Gun: Maverick. Tune in to hear Wade spotlight Chris Hemsworth's buns and Emmet explain how he became a local superhero. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    1 hr 1 min
  • Avengers: Infinity War (2018)

    The Cinema Bums discuss "the first half of the MCU season finale," Avengers: Infinity War! In this propulsive crossover, Spider-Man does something we've never seen before on screen: he dies. The Bums break down his arc in this film, as well as those of Thor, Thanos, and the Guardians of the Galaxy. Tune in to hear Wade read the Vivo song titles in a Zoe Saldaña-based quiz and Emmet reveal the real problem with Thanos's plan. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    51 min
  • Spider-Man: Homecoming (2017)

    The Cinema Bums discuss Tom Holland's first solo outing as Peter Parker, Spider-Man: Homecoming! The Bums break down how director Jon Watts crafts a comedy out of Peter's tragic luck, as well as evaluating Michael Keaton's performance, dissecting the Miles Morales connections, and playing a movie-accurate game of "Kiss Marry Kill" with the Avengers. Tune in to hear Wade reveal which high schooler is ten years older than the rest and Emmet lead an action-packed Green Day quiz. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    45 min
  • Captain America: Civil War (2016)

    The Cinema Bums discuss Tom Holland's first outing as Spider-Man, Captain America: Civil War! True to the title, the Bums cannot see eye-to-eye on this 2016 superhero threequel - is it a melodramatic masterpiece or an overblown bore? Tune in to hear Wade uncover Tom Holland's theatrical background and Emmet pose some hard moral questions about a very hypothetical string of murders. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    1 hr
  • Jurassic World Dominion (2022)

    For their 100th episode, the Cinema Bums return to their Jurassic Park miniseries to discuss the newly released Jurassic World Dominion! Unfortunately, the movie is so bad that the studio refused to even put its title on the poster. The movie is so bad that Judd Apatow released a full-length parody of it before it was even released. The movie is so bad that Emmet might just like it. Tune in to hear Wade sidetrack on some Harry Potter hot takes and Emmet explain the sinister real-world inspiration behind this movie's ecological threats. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    58 min
  • The Amazing Spider-Man 2 (2014)

    The Cinema Bums discuss the final movie in Marc Webb and Andrew Garfield's blockbuster series, The Amazing Spider-Man 2! This superhero sequel is so overstuffed that it leads to our largest Villain Report ever, plus discussion of planned sequels, plane wi-fi, and the best moment from the original that we forgot to mention. Tune in to hear Wade reveal some shocking deleted scenes from this movie and Emmet take a wild quiz about the other Garfield. You know, the other one. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    51 min
  • The Amazing Spider-Man (2012)

    The Cinema Bums are ditching Tobey for Andrew Garfield to discuss The Amazing Spider-Man! This franchise reboot doubles down on high school romance, teen angst, and guns that turn people into lizards - but how does it compare to the beloved Sam Raimi trilogy? Tune in to hear Emmet crack a get rich quick scheme and Wade look up exactly how many people got hurt in the cursed Spider-Man Broadway musical. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    53 min
  • Spider-Man 3 (2007)

    The Cinema Bums discuss Tobey Maguire's final meme of a movie, Sam Raimi's infamous Spider-Man 3. This film prompts several questions: Why does it have five different villains? Why is it two and a half hours long? Most disturbingly, why is dancing down the street in an all-black suit the best performance of Tobey's entire acting career? Tune in to hear Wade reveal an obscure fact about Sandman and Emmet speculate that this film may have been directly responsible for the Great Recession. Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    56 min
  • Spider-Man 2 (2004)

    The Cinema Bums meet over a piece of chocolate cake and a glass of warm milk to discuss Spider-Man 2! Most film lovers in their late thirties would tell you that this goofy, exciting, monologue-laden Alfred Molina vehicle is "the best superhero movie ever made" - but this week, one of the Bums is giving it a Flop. And it's not the one you think. Tune in to hear Wade reveal Jake Gyllenhaal's shocking history with this movie and Emmet offend "Horse Twitter." Thank you for listening, and please enjoy!

    54 min

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Emmet is a director. Wade is a writer. On Cinema Bums, they're making a movie podcast that is funny, insightful, and approachable. Flop or Bop?