Cinema Crespodiso

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1979 cult classic The Warriors! Is Cyrus supposed to be Jesus Christ? What are the difference with the book? What happened to Fox? Can Chris name all nine Warriors? All this and more...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew break down the insane time travel inconsistencies and whackiness of the 1994 sci fi action classic Timecop! How does time work in this movie? Is time travel purely subjective? Did it have enough nudity? Why did they...

As part of episode 645 of Cinema Crespodiso, Chris reviewed a few movies from the 35th annual Florida Film Festival. Here are reviews of Normal, Frogtown, and Kikuyu Land, as well as a partial review of an unnamed movie out of respect for the artists premiering the film and looking for distribution. There was also...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about the 1990 action hit Marked for Death featuring Steven Seagal and Keith David fighting the 1% of drug dealing gang banging voodoo loving Jamaicans who invaded Lincoln Heights and turned their sweet suburban streets...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Steven Seagal’s second movie, the 1990 classic Hard to Kill. Is the dialogue so bad it swings back around to good? Has Seagal ever done a push up? Could William Sadler play a good...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1985 classic Teen Wolf. They get into Stiles’ t-shirts, Wolf Dad’s horny levels, the Coach’s weirdly abundant screen time, the appropriate time for spin the bottle, getting your name misspelled in the...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk about Above The Law, the world’s introduction to the cinematic force and artistic auteur that is Steven Seagal. How much glass gets broken in this movie? How much of an influence did Andrew Davis have?...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1973 martial arts action classic Enter The Dragon. What’s at the bottom of that spiked water pit? Why was Bolo so easy to defeat? What is the plural of praying mantis? Who...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew go deep on this 1987 arm wrestling classic Over The Top! Is this a movie about class differences? Did Terry Funk ask for real glass? Is the rich old Grandpa right about everything? Why does that...

Unlocked from behind the paywall. For brand new episodes of Cinema Crespodiso, subscribe today at Patreon.com/Crespodiso! “Chris and Drew talk all about the 1994 action classic TRUE LIES. Is this Arnold Schwarzenegger’s last great movie? Is the Aziz character racist? Does it matter? What are some other things that would make you beg for buttermilk?...